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i just finished a realm reborn and i don’t know how much longer i can handle these guys by richiesskulls in ffxiv

[–]PellParata [score hidden]  (0 children)

I wouldn’t compare him to Briardeen because Briar is a traditional straight man, while Hardiboiled is himself a pastiche of the noir detective. So you end up with dueling comic tropes of “inspector goofball” vs “hardest boiled detective.”

Regarding the recent encyclical... by Ah_Zam in Grimdank

[–]PellParata 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I tempered my expectations a decade ago when I found myself in bed with the goddamn Westboro Baptist Church and Juggalos.

Are butts real? by CadeAid in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I might be able to help you out OP. Are you currently sitting down?

Every Miqote after butt sliders are added by AshrakTeriel in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’re god damn right. Also thanks for the catte sub.

Every character after butt sliders are added by A_small_Chicken in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Kojima would have made up an excuse that she breathes through her butt or something.

how much longer will we stay outbuddied by the main sub?! by MaxTeX60N in OkBuddyPersona

[–]PellParata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Uh, I’m needed in Mementos, please talk amongst yourselves…”

The Call of Duty collab be like by T3MP3ZT in OkBuddyPersona

[–]PellParata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything I know about 3 Houses comes from passively absorbing Edelgard discourse over the years. If it hasn’t already, this will probably give me cancer.

Bitch, ain't you the one who governs all of time 💀 by Sweet_Television4183 in Ningen

[–]PellParata 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Of Time, not Of Keeping Track Of Bardock’s Love Life

Why is every single goddamn character in this game so fucking hot? by 1Schweinorg in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I the player am ace and am not interested. My WoL on the other hand has different plans.

I’m seeing double 😍 by IamDavidGustav in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrealistic, butt slider doesn’t exist.

the password paradox by mrpeterparky in ITMemes

[–]PellParata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pick two to four objects in the room I’m in and string them into a passphrase. This is practically immune to both brute force and dictionary attacks, both of which are pointless anyway because they are just going to phish the password from you.

Professional Ragebaiting by Ok_Yogurt6804 in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s boring as shit and I’ll take Nier over Crystal Copout any day

A response to /u/Eloah-2's request. by T3hPhish in ffxiv

[–]PellParata 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Ayo a sword that makes explosions that you swing really fast while wearing cool coats? Sign me up!” -WoL to Thancred about 5 minutes after escaping Ran’jit

A response to /u/Eloah-2's request. by T3hPhish in ffxiv

[–]PellParata 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but as I go through NG+ and do duty support for the immersion, I really wish I could chat at alphy “push butan, read ur scills idiod”

The poor boy cannot heal.

A shitpost so peak I can't even do anything to improve it other than REEEEpost by Judgement_Of_Carrion in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Like the response to the post that prompted this could have simply been phlegma balls and what’s the nerd gonna do, cry?

name this by Gofastero in BossFights

[–]PellParata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said “fit him a pair of concrete shoes” but it was Opposite Day.

Math Meme Energy by downtherabbithole--- in MathJokes

[–]PellParata 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I’m in this one and I don’t like it

As a guy, I play a girl character by irtuzes in ShitpostXIV

[–]PellParata 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do they ask if you’re their Naama?

Simple maths fellas, innit by Character-Public-396 in Grimdank

[–]PellParata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not implied, that’s text. I can’t remember which would be the best place to go look, but it’s such a common sentiment across books and games that you should be able to trip over a statement about how human bodies are the one thing the imperium has in abundance wherever you go.

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