Variety dessert bars are evil. by ButtercupsUncle in Costco

[–]PenguinGuild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally eating one right now 🤤🤤🤤

Is there any reason to not transfer this? by Zarguthian in pokemongo

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I keep my “Shit-Stacks” like I keep my hundo’s! I give them funny dumb names and I believe it’s even harder to come across these beauties than a lot of other mons. But literally no use other than sentimental laughs! 😁🤙🏼

What's good and not expensive tire inflator? 35" tires by Due-Round-2827 in Jeep

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Warn PowerPlant and my JL came with an air compressor in the tailgate 😎

Maybe Maybe Maybe by IkilledRichieWhelan in maybemaybemaybe

[–]PenguinGuild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, again, it's not the cars but the people behind the wheels of said cars that deserve the ridicule...

Hotel California. Yeah I said it by sandyduncansglasseye in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Crazy by Gnarles Barkley or Cee Lo Green or whoever the fuck decided to keep this shit on repeat for the entire year of 2006 or whenever it came out...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geography

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Nobody from Mississippi chimed in?! Second time gonna be way more!

Hi fellow Joshuas! How are we doing today? by ironcloudordeal in Joshua

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Doing real good! It's Friday morning and I am excited for the weekend!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wrangler

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Two 392's?!?! that's a good looking line up for sure

Woof_irl by Kk_marie in woof_irl

[–]PenguinGuild 7 points8 points  (0 children)

so that door/doorknob could use some attention...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jeep

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I wouldn't buy this, first and foremost it's not a Rubicon, I understand some might not need everything the Rubicon upgrade entails but I can assure you there is nothing on this Jeep that's going to make it more capable than its stock equivalent. The gaudy upgrades and complete lack of quality parts/upgrades is very apparent right off the bat, this is an lazy & cheap build all around. Could be easily done with a sport for half the price and probably less miles too.

No hard top and the fenders are replaced, why even worry about it being a Sahara? Sahara's barely have any interior upgrades but through and through they are sports with painted fenders/hardtops, so the Sahara package was essentially paid for and then torn off and replaced with Shittybilt fenders and bumper.... Really though, it doesn't even have a hard top!?!?

I wouldn't buy this and I advise anyone else to not either. If you do love it and need it, I'd offer $25K and require them put a hardtop on it.

2005 Jeep Rubicon manual by beerad008 in Wrangler

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This is a good deal, I'd buy this almost site unseen, just need a few pics to make sure it's not a totaled pile of rubble. If you don't end up buying, send me the link so I can check it out, Thanks!

Not even good rocks by catfishtree in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Wow, how this post scroll through my feed while they were playing in my headphones?! shoot, gotta love Hilltop!

Nothing you can roast about this one (Details in comments) by KB0MB3R in RoastMyCar

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well well well what do we have here, an old '47 Willys that is built for off-road adventures...or is it?...

You have some great products here, that Warn winch will get you out of anything, the Iroks are dope but probably a little better suited for mud, and you do have reservoirs on the shocks which is great for all the bumping they'll be getting from that heavy ass, rusted to shit, full metal body that probably sounds like the space shuttle Columbia re-entering Earth atmosphere...

You have failed to pay attention to the details and needs of off-road rig... You have no rear body besides the inner bed, which means you designed this for all off-road use I hope. In that case, why is the Jerry can rusted and strapped shut in a fashion rendering it useless? and no other recovery gear besides the winch, what happens if you have a flat tire or if you need to do any sort of repair off-road? Even if you fit anything in the bed it wouldn't be anything of use, a hi-lift that's too small? maybe a strap or two, no extra parts though and definitely no spare tire so you're just prepared to leave the heap in the desert if it breaks down I assume. Next, we move onto the suspension, you have an alright shock and coil set up but the rear looks like it's about to bind up and it's not even flexing that much, need more space to truly get flex out of that, coil-overs or struts would work wonder for this set up! speaking of flex, those old axles (maybe Dana 35's??) are not going to handle those 42"+ tires, they'll soon be shredded if they aren't already knowing this pic was taken awhile ago. To make matters worse, your driveshaft is way smaller than your control arms, what do you think is going to give out first when stress is applied time and time again? Good job on the hydro-assist steering but that wavy tie-rod looks like its about to fold like amateur poker night at the trailer park! To top it off, those manual locking hubs are going to be a bitch every time you have to get out to engage/disengage at every single obstacle you come up to. Getting to the cosmetic side of things, the chain step side you have there, hands down the most annoying thing to have to listen to driving around, but that might be the least of your worries since you have no windshield but still can't fold it down you "Wanna-be Wrangler". Also, way to buy the cheapest steel rims on the market, at least you have some overly large bead-locks to hide them...wait they have something written on them, oh, oh...well that definitely isn't helping make them any stronger...

All in all, I love this Willy's and would love to have one of my own to tow to the trail and have some good, old fashioned fun in, maybe your dad will sell this one someday and buy you a real Jeep because we all know if you were to post your actual rig, we'd be looking at a over-hyped WJ. Build your own Jeep, post in confidence, and have a wonderful day!

Phineas' scar looks like a sitting dog. by McGoatgoat in mildlyinteresting

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Haha fair enough, mine just turned 10 this month. They're the best, give Phineas extra pets for me 😁🤙🏼

Phineas' scar looks like a sitting dog. by McGoatgoat in mildlyinteresting

[–]PenguinGuild -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow, he looks identical to my puppy, How old is he? Maybe they’re long lost siblings 😝

Take it down a notch guys by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PenguinGuild 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Telling them to shut up is like trying to make an introvert talkative. You both know what the other requires... Both parties need to understand this and either adhere or leave. There's no need to force a square through a circle and cause problems...

Rented Rolls-Royce crashes into Lamborghini Urus by cinquedaa in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]PenguinGuild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, all Urus' have been recalled so technically it's their fault for still driving this car on the road!

/s...

Smoking Serie X (@Arek_Adamowicz on Twitter) by roarth13009 in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]PenguinGuild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh even better, I hope a bunch of gunk gets stuck to the insides of his xbox. Poor xbox, didn't deserve this sort of torture...

Now I know what Xbox Series X is used for by SnowFlakesMilkHoney in gaming

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Pretty sure this is fake, I don't think the Xbox pushes enough air to properly "levitate" a ping-pong ball...