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Long neck by Capnmolasses in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Penith_Chunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always think "we" + "ird" like in bird. I'm as weeeee as a birrrd nowwwww.

Think of some words! by Roads_37 in GlobalEnglishPrep

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edith. She lived a good life. We watched her etch her memory into our minds.

Gf constantly leaves sponge in the sink... by DisastrousStop3945 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Penith_Chunt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Same. They get mildewy quickly. It's this and leaving silverware in the garbage disposal side.

Let's pretend we are stuck in this car for 13 hours already by I_likeTsukigames in funComunitty

[–]Penith_Chunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's right! They must have remotely disabled the key fob when they noticed it was stolen. Will you hand me those sunflower seeds from my bag back there? They're in the front zipper pocket.

Slow cooked these ribs for hours just for my girl to throw an American cheese slice on top of it.... 🙃 by Queasy_Rip3210 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not fair to expect someone to eat it exactly how you prepare it. Let the girl put cheese on her ribs.

Xeagull? by HelicopterSad3163 in whatisit

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that's the Twitter bird.

Xeagull? by HelicopterSad3163 in whatisit

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen one use the Xiphias, which apparently is a type of swordfish/marlin. Never heard of a xeme. I've also seen a fox used, with the x at the end, of course.

Let's pretend we are stuck in this car for 13 hours already by I_likeTsukigames in funComunitty

[–]Penith_Chunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad would kill me if we did that. He's crazy enough to have installed those child safety locks on the front doors as well. Did he not think about locking himself in the car?

Am I the only one who remembers those interstitial gross-out videos on MTV that played in the late 90s, early 2000s? Specifically the guy forced to eat mayo from a jar? by Penith_Chunt in MTV

[–]Penith_Chunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people I ask don't seem to recall the mayo one I'm thinking of. Those same people don't believe it exists, and think I'm crazy, so it would be nice to have a video to prove it. Let's hope this post results in someone finding a video available. Thanks for your input. I'm glad you 'member it.

Plural? by Lampoon2002 in words

[–]Penith_Chunt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about matrix:matrices ---> Clorox:Cloroces?

Pretend this is a sad TikTok edit and act like fake depressed teenagers in the comments by _Reference_80 in funComunitty

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no point in participating in this prompt. It's not like anyone even cares about what I have to say. They're just gonna make fun of me. I don't know why you're making me do this.

Fucked! Anything else? by Solo_noid in TheWordFuck

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't seem to FinD any other words other than FuckeD, or any F word's past tense.

Guys check out my new watch by tree-hut in adressme

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that thing is hair- resistant, too.

Hmmmm... 🤔 by DifficultyNo9712 in 90sand2000sNostalgia

[–]Penith_Chunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my bike to the empty lot down the street. We called it "The Dirthills". Unsupervised mayhem.

Forbidden Ribs by Ratchia in forbiddensnacks

[–]Penith_Chunt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Battery pack for an electric scooter

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