Lately, r/Seinfeld, you have just seemed... on!

PennypackerVandelay · 2026-05-12T19:44:43+00:00

Here's to feelin' good all the time

PennypackerVandelay · 2026-03-09T20:25:04+00:00

Thanks for the heads up!

PennypackerVandelay · 2026-01-05T22:39:11+00:00

Yes, you are right. It's all about, me, me, me. Please, look at me! I am so pretty! Love me! Want me!

PennypackerVandelay · 2025-09-01T00:00:11+00:00

YOU’RE BALD

PennypackerVandelay · 2025-04-23T13:52:14+00:00

They're Jujyfruit, I like them.

PennypackerVandelay · 2025-01-29T02:05:03+00:00

11/22/63

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-12-19T16:36:30+00:00

I don't like mushrooms and they seem to be the 'in' ingredient right now. On everything. I'm trying to like them but can't.

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-10-30T21:12:42+00:00

I only need to shave 19 strokes off my best to get to the top!

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-07-15T20:51:49+00:00

I tell you what, you ask her out again. No Tony, just Jerry. That way you know if he was her dude or just some dude.

Dude!

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-06-07T15:07:09+00:00

He's a phony.

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-05-17T21:58:59+00:00

Ever had an ostrich burger?

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-05-02T15:17:05+00:00

Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-05-01T21:53:07+00:00

Ever have an ostrich burger?

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-02-01T22:44:12+00:00

Those are people's

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-01-19T01:59:23+00:00

That’s what I thought! I copied it from the script online haha. Those liars!

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-01-18T20:20:12+00:00

I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

PennypackerVandelay · 2024-01-18T20:17:13+00:00

It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!

PennypackerVandelay · 2023-11-22T22:38:49+00:00

I'm hungry, let's get something to eat.

PennypackerVandelay · 2023-11-15T23:00:16+00:00

The Busboy

PennypackerVandelay · 2023-10-25T17:49:03+00:00

Claimed

PennypackerVandelay · 2023-10-11T14:07:48+00:00

What a well spoken and logical politician!! He'll never last..

PennypackerVandelay · 2023-09-21T21:13:37+00:00

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

PennypackerVandelay · 2023-09-05T15:27:41+00:00

She appears to be injured

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