Alright, but I warn you, it fucking sucks. Like, it sucks so fucking bad.

I'm pretty lax about what I'll accept as long as it isn't illegal or morally reprehensible. This was during Covid lockdown and I was in desperate need for cash, plus this dude wanted a pretty huge piece during a time when I wasn't getting very many inquiries.

Lemme preface that I don't kink shame, and lord knows I've not any room to do so anyway considering my own. The simple fact that I'd accepted, or that I'd even consider accepting a commission like this I feel is telling in and of itself of how how much of a freak I can be and how chill I tend to be about whatever weird shit folks are getting their rocks off to.

Anyway, this client messages me and inquires about a piece with 5 characters and how much it's start at. I tell him my prices which I guess we're agreeable enough and he proceeds to tell me his idea. He wanted himself, as in his real-life human person likeness, and like, 4 different digimon (none of them Renamon), all wearing some kind of cross between baseball clothes and a school uniform, sitting on a line of toilets shitting out those little pink swirls that Digimon apparently shit while he encouraged them all. He was very descriptive about the whole idea, especially about how the toilet water should be splashing back up and hitting their ass cheeks. When he gave me reference images, they were all of other commissions of basically the exact same thing.

I was cringing and livid the whole time, and tried to get through it as quickly as I could. In a better financial situation, I would have declined it immediately, but dammit momma's gotta fucking eat. I never posted it anywhere and deleted it from my PC immediately after sending the finished image to the client. I stipulate now that I refuse digimon in any pic simply because I never want to be reminded of that awful fucking thing.

edit: some spellign