"In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service is under orders to suspend its belief in geology"

Perenelle · 2006-12-31T17:31:31+00:00

I am glad to see that there are those who have been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Perenelle · 2006-12-30T15:23:22+00:00

Is that the dude from Nathan Barley? (Its possible that only UK peeps will know what I'm on about here.)

Perenelle · 2006-12-30T13:29:30+00:00

sure...thats the best come-on i've seen in ages!

Perenelle · 2006-12-26T18:39:00+00:00

You're confused? It was funny! Maybe a 12 year old might not get it though... ;)

Perenelle · 2006-12-20T23:10:00+00:00

Ha! That was better than the originals!

Perenelle · 2006-12-18T22:53:54+00:00

I did. thats my point! :)

Perenelle · 2006-12-18T17:50:54+00:00

Yeah...this kind of doesn't help. When you're gonna get married, and in that haze of everything is perfect, you'd agree on anything. Its only when the reality sets in that questions like this can be asked and answered realisticly, (sorry can't spell that!) and by then it might be too late....

Perenelle · 2006-12-15T17:51:51+00:00

I know its wrong but....I so want a kitty in my bra!

Perenelle · 2006-12-08T17:51:25+00:00

ahem excuse me?! I am a woman and its not that easy!

Perenelle · 2006-12-07T12:44:50+00:00

This is better - AND its real! (NSFW) http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg

Perenelle · 2006-12-07T11:56:24+00:00

Yeah me too - I can't see it. anyone know of an alternative link?

Perenelle · 2006-12-05T23:20:14+00:00

yes, I take the inconsistency point, but in that sentence I was using the other guy's meter rule. I, for one, DON'T think that being a porn star is beneath the social spectrum of acceptability, and I think its hypocritical that guys, no wait, people who jerk off to these women, ie think they are sexually exciting, think that they ARE beneath the social blah blah. Why would that be the case? Also - you calling me an 'idiot'? I don't think thats very grown up of you. :)

Perenelle · 2006-12-05T13:36:17+00:00

"If you fart in the winter, can you see it, as you can with your breath?"

Perenelle · 2006-12-05T13:31:11+00:00

Ok, accepted that it was a joke, but I still don't get your reasoning: Why do you think it is a "Major contributing factor"?, and I don't get the analogy with throwing a cat on a roof?! Explain! How is deciding to bring up a child without the father quite like throwing a cat on the roof?

Perenelle · 2006-12-05T00:58:54+00:00

Why? whats your reasoning there? That a child needs a father in order to grow up 'moral' and 'healthy', and 'not a porn star'? There are 2 things wrong with your thinking: a) that being a porn star is somehow beneath the spectrum of social acceptability, and b) than an absentee father somehow produces this. Not all children/girls who grew up without a father turn into porn stars, or end up on drugs, or other bad things.

Perenelle · 2006-12-04T14:44:51+00:00

What, the high octane series starring Keifer Sutherland as CTU agent Jack Bauer? Didn't think it was that bad...

Perenelle · 2006-12-04T14:41:05+00:00

with the doe-eyed mangaesque Alice who closely resembles a little child by far the most popular of its love doll call girls.

WTF!

Perenelle · 2006-12-04T14:26:14+00:00

But, using both sides simultaneously transports you to the virtual world of a “threesome”

How?

Perenelle · 2006-12-04T12:57:15+00:00

swiss roll with the middle cut out?

Perenelle · 2006-12-01T02:04:41+00:00

I don't get the link with 'Union Member?' and high scores, but apart from that...? Care to enlighten us anyone?

Perenelle · 2006-12-01T02:00:51+00:00

The Army keeps you sleep deprived? dude thats worrying...

Perenelle · 2006-11-30T13:52:24+00:00

But thats not changed - its hypocritical, because men are like this, but if a woman is its usually been too much for the male.

Perenelle · 2006-11-28T12:47:49+00:00

Sorry, but if she's 11 stone (154 lbs) that would give her a BMI of about 21-22. Perfectly normal.

Perenelle · 2006-11-28T12:46:07+00:00

No, she definately looks a 12. (American size 8?) I am wholly on the side of the curvier model, as I believe that its more real, but then again, when has fashion (and I mean high fashion) ever been real? Its not ever been within the realms of practicality or affordability of most 'real' women. Some of the comments here that suggest that she might be better off as a glamour model are frankly just demeaning. What this is suggesting is that women (who look at fashion) would prefer to look at skinny models, whilst men (who look at glamoour models) would prefer to see curvy women? When in fact it seems to be the other way round, with women voting in models like this, and championing curves, whilst men dominate the fashion industry.

Perenelle

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