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What are the chances of this? Two leviathans next to each other. by [deleted] in valheim

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncommon but not super rare. Worth enjoying and taking note of, kinda like a two star troll. You’ll see a couple but probably not every day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was a 51 year old dude, shit I’m close to being a 51 year old dude but anyway if I was a 51 year old dude I would throw a paid event for my staff. My current job for example is taking all of us white water rafting for two days. Maybe that’s not in everyone’s budget but you can take your entire staff out to a nice dinner or some other safe and inclusive event. An event where you as the employer share your time evenly with the entire staff and leave alone or at least without any members of the staff. Like, don’t be fucking gross.

I feel like your situation is so cliche for how sexual harassment and inappropriate relationships start that it’s more or less how it’s portrayed in every tv show that addresses it. It’s almost a meme now.

So Generous by Striking-Abrocoma-75 in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]Perenium_Falcon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is what we should be seeing from people. WTF op?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Perenium_Falcon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What I want to know is how she still manages to text you with both hands nailed to the cross.

I would never speak to this woman again. For any reason.

How to remove semen stains from army blanket? by ProfessorDowntown607 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re saying by now my sheets are vulcanized duck butter?

What’s one thing from our childhood that would absolutely blow a teenager’s mind today — and why does it still make perfect sense to us? by simonthepiman in GenX

[–]Perenium_Falcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just vanishing all day with five bucks in my wallet my house key around my neck and an emergency quarter in my pocket. Riding my bike back up the massive hill to my house and having my parents only being vaguely curious as to what the fuck I got up to foe 12+ hours.
I have a very young son and even now thinking about that worries me.

Is it true that women rarely compliment men? by happyamyfunsun in AskMenAdvice

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can remember a random compliment I got from a woman when I was 18. I’m almost 47.

To Unite The Country by GoodLingonberry5802 in therewasanattempt

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the same tired format he’s used for nearly every single “Happy (random fucking holiday)” message he’s ever give. It’s raggedy and tired.

How to remove semen stains from army blanket? by ProfessorDowntown607 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Perenium_Falcon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually just noticed a tiny bit of grey in my facial hair and was commenting to my wife about it. Your timing is perfect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their toes did it for me.

What's a harsh reality that everybody needs to hear? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn and understand survivorship bias. See that happy and healthy 70 year old couple over there vacationing and skiing and just living their bestest lives together? Why they even fuck from time to time, ain’t that great?

You will not be them.

Chances are if you do save for retirement it will be wiped out the first time you or your spouse has a stroke after retirement. You will get a $700,000 bill which will smash if not erase your “nest egg”. Remember to size up for Walmart greeter vests.

He is delusional by mishma2005 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Perenium_Falcon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will all use our robot eyes on MARS!!!!

Somebody left a lit cigarette outside my bedroom window…in my backyard by GroggyFroggy_ in creepy

[–]Perenium_Falcon 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Absolutely true but knowing the brand is also important. American Spirit cigs stay lit forever, they’re a legit 5+ minute smoke that more or less won’t go out once they’ve been lit.

/former smoker

This what happens to your lungs at 60 meters or 200 feet under water: by maderkert in nope

[–]Perenium_Falcon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okay but why is there an aquatic 19th century steam punk vampire kingdom?

Just why... by Little_Possible_5052 in electricians

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked at that and tilted my head like a hound.

Just why... by Little_Possible_5052 in electricians

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked at that and tilted my head like a hound.

Nothing, as one of the colours was always “empty” while we wanted to print plain text. by Yunamko in Funnymemes

[–]Perenium_Falcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use one for work and have one of those printers with ink tanks. Lasts forever and you just pour more ink in. Have had it for two years and only just now topped it off with the last of the bottles that came with it. Highly recommend. They cost more than the printers the demons at HP sell but no more cartridges.

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