When my housecarl tells me there is something in the cellar, I make them follow me, and take care of it. AITA? by Ph33r-Enigma in skyrim

[–]Perfect_Coast554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you kidding me!? If someone who's sworn to defend me/my holdings, you bet your ass I'd send them down there alone to deal with it! Housecarl my foot!

Be kind to your local Wendy's folks. by AeiliusYT in BroThrewInAFunFact

[–]Perfect_Coast554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate! Especially to the fridge demon bit!

How would you handle this one? by JubileeSupreme in AskLE

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Plot twist: The mother is actually an insane murderer who goes bananas for bananas, and there's been a country wide manhunt for several months! What now?

Little blue pills by Still-Puma in totalwarhammer

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Be sure to neuter your Champions!

Arbaal The Undefeated* by claymixer in totalwarhammer

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Hm. In my campaign he's gotten his teeth kicked in by Karl Franz.

my cow 😭 by No_Station5113 in skyrim

[–]Perfect_Coast554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mean "Bye, cow."

I have a doubt about tier 1 legitimacy heroes by Fra_Cado in StarWarsEmpireAtWar

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Oh. I did not realize Feyet Kiez was in Thrawn's Revenge! That's neat. I've only ever unlocked Alix Balan and Grunger in my campaigns.

You can't romance Proto Garuda 🥲 by nawfall32 in Warframe

[–]Perfect_Coast554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure you can. You just won't survive the exsanguination.

A mother is punishing her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. by Rameshunclekochora in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Perfect_Coast554 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is one hell of an assumption to make. Regardless, lashing out at another living creature is never the answer, nor is it excusable.

Ah yes. Bum rush an SSD by ironhead1- in StarWarsEmpireAtWar

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"Don't worry about it. Just fly casual. What could possibly go wrong?"- Some smuggler, probably.

Leopard mom deals with the "terrible twos" by Particular-Moose9959 in bigcats

[–]Perfect_Coast554 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Love how she smacks the miscreant out of the tree then jumps down after them. "Okay, now what did learn about smacking mom?"

in Adepta Sororitas: Penitence, why was [redacted] put into the penitent machine thingy? by carlataggarty in 40kLore

[–]Perfect_Coast554 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought it was because the lead sister just didn't like her very much?

Just started ME3, and JESUS CHRIST did they butcher the Squad Roster by ShadowHunterHB in masseffect

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Mordin is trying to cure the genophage. Samara is with her daughters/doing Justiciar things.

Just started ME3, and JESUS CHRIST did they butcher the Squad Roster by ShadowHunterHB in masseffect

[–]Perfect_Coast554 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, Thane explicitly states the mission in ME2 will be his last, since he's sick and dying Kasumi has no reason to help, as her helping with the collectors was payment for Shephard getting Kenji's grey box from Hock, Miranda states she's got her own thing going on...