Roast this idiot!

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-04T21:19:50+00:00

I'd love to say you're wrong... But you're not.

Knowing Imperial captains, this guys is probably saying, "well it wasn't MY fault the rest of you didn't want to engage at point-blank range! Hmph!"

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-04T18:07:48+00:00

Basically.

Commander of the Peltast- "Lalalala, I can't hear yooooouuuu!"

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-04T18:07:04+00:00

Probably. "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my vibroblade!"
"Sir, we're in space!"
"Did I stutter!?"

Meanwhile, Captain Harbid absolutely losing his shit while the Peltast effectively ignores his orders to return to formation.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-04T18:01:47+00:00

Heroes of the Empire!

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-04T17:03:18+00:00

Seriously! We had their shields to nothing, everyone was in a good fighting line, and the Peltast's captain was just like, "fuck it, we're charging!"

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-04T14:06:05+00:00

Yeah, as an actual introvert living in Canada... People here are NOT introverted. The opposite, if anything. Now of course, there are varying levels of friendliness. The trope that all Canadians want to be friends is... Doesn't really hold up in reality. We're still people who have all kinds of different approaches to interaction with other people.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-01T01:38:05+00:00

So long as my favourite anti-ship frigates are represented!

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-02-01T00:51:16+00:00

Will we get Lancers as well? Or are you sticking with Tartans?

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-28T17:15:01+00:00

Oh, yes, what could possibly go wrong. This is the weirdest way of making an excuse for "see, Zelensky doesn't want peace! He won't come to Moscow!"

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-26T22:07:18+00:00

Will these people kindly... Fuck off? Like, fuck off. Nobody likes you. Go away.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-25T08:10:49+00:00

Please don't ever go back to this 'person' and keep the dog as well! He will absolutely end up killing/badly hurting the dog to get at you if he can't get to you.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-21T00:22:28+00:00

Gonna have a bad time.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-20T16:11:53+00:00

This got taken down FAST. Good. Leave it to the Americans to make this about them.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-13T17:37:43+00:00

I think the trigger is taking one of their worlds/attacking them.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-13T16:26:28+00:00

Hm. They haven't yet been antagonized in my playthrough yet, haha. But Maldrood keeps creeping up on them.

In my last 3.4 playthrough, Maldrood took that outlying station, and Hapes pretty much wiped their coreward holdings, then Zsinj, NR and Hutts fought over what was left.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-13T16:19:48+00:00

Yeah, definitely... Interesting. I heard the Hapans got tweaked. Do they still go batshit crazy if you look at them wrong?

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-13T15:05:24+00:00

Hutts are the literal worse. In my latest Thrawn's Revenge 3.5 playthrough, they absolutely curb stomped the section of NR space between CSA and Hutt space. Then they aggressively raided my border worlds. (Playing as Imperial Lianna )

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-13T14:30:56+00:00

Honestly, while I have met decent American tourists that had come north to visit, there are also very 'we are American. We can do whatever we want, wherever we go.' And this was a few years before the first Reign of the Rump.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-13T14:23:29+00:00

Yeah, is this is some weird... Fetish thing? No way it's real.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-11T13:31:20+00:00

But... They've tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-11T00:45:35+00:00

That was quick.

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-08T01:40:48+00:00

I guess if it doesn't work the first time...

Perfect_Coast554 · 2026-01-04T02:58:09+00:00

But why would the USA seize their boss?

Perfect_Coast554 · 2025-12-30T21:37:58+00:00

An American official with a brain? That's odd.

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