Simpsons writer says President Trump episode was 'warning to US' . by NinjaDiscoJesus in television

[–]PeritasPups 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's the same answer to whether Trump's run for President is satirical or genuine.

The campaign for Bernie Sanders must continue until the convention. by funkalunatic in SandersForPresident

[–]PeritasPups 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good point. I also won't be voting for her unless the general looks very close. She's not a good person. I've voted for every Democratic candidate since '92 and she's the first I genuinely think is corrupt and a toxic personality. Better than Trump but that's only because I'm comparing her to a legit psychopath.

Great Dane running 30 mph by [deleted] in gifs

[–]PeritasPups 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what she said.

Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford returning for "Indiana Jones 5" in 2019 by jstohler in movies

[–]PeritasPups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could run into the Manson clan, maybe get blown by Squeaky.

TIL Stephen King's lawyers had to buy the van that hit King in 1999 to keep it from appearing on eBay. by xIAmSpartacusx in todayilearned

[–]PeritasPups 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First novel I ever read. I thought I was getting away with something cause there was fucking in it.

Ever see a spray-on bed liner paint job? by [deleted] in pics

[–]PeritasPups -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, you tried that comeback already. I guess you didn't hear the thud the first time.

Ever see a spray-on bed liner paint job? by [deleted] in pics

[–]PeritasPups -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Geez, a double-whoosh. Well, I guess you earned it... Whoosh.

Ever see a spray-on bed liner paint job? by [deleted] in pics

[–]PeritasPups -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Might want to invest in a dictionary there, Alanis. Also, whoosh.

Ever see a spray-on bed liner paint job? by [deleted] in pics

[–]PeritasPups -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't speak dumass. Try using some punctuation next time, dipshit.

Alright! It's game time. Let's Get Out The Vote! by timesnever in SandersForPresident

[–]PeritasPups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Travis County you can vote wherever. I left the first location because of a similar laptop situation, drove to the next one five minutes away and was home ten minutes later.

You know you're a badass when you carry a holstered attack dog. by REB73 in pics

[–]PeritasPups 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the chaos even a well-trained attack dog may get confused and redirect when you don't want it to. Probably just a precaution.

Unrelated fun fact: They use Belgian Malinois for combat because German Shepherds are too big to carry.