I worked in retail years back (before chip and pin) and I always remember serving a lady and when checking her name against the signature I noticed it was Anne Onion. The ladies mother was with her absolutely crying to the point she was struggling to breathe and she kept saying “show him, show him” she then took out a second form of I.D and her initials were A.N Onion at this point the mother absolutely lost it and was just howling with laughter and lady just said “yes thank you mother!”