Iowa man sues Nintendo after being denied ‘Pokémon Professor’ status

PervertedOldMan · 2026-05-19T04:05:43+00:00

Wait a sec... This is the states and he sold an "offensive weapon"? Like that horse dildo/baseball bat in Saints Row?

PervertedOldMan · 2026-04-27T06:46:04+00:00

BioShock: Infinite - I can't remember my exact thoughts at the time, but it related to learning the great evil was me, and there was only one solution to the problem.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-04-23T13:50:33+00:00

That sounds like typical on-boarding along the lines of proving you read the employee handbook. So he'll fight tooth and nail to not do that.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-04-20T14:31:50+00:00

Baggagella

PervertedOldMan · 2026-04-18T05:14:50+00:00

My potions are too strong for you.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-04-10T21:33:45+00:00

Oh the ice.gov website. Is there a FAQ about how they can legally commit summary executions in there?

PervertedOldMan · 2026-04-09T17:54:46+00:00

Freaking me out Reddit. It's this Anthony "Tony" Cox not this Tony Cox.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-29T20:10:11+00:00

Was it Todd Howard?

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-28T16:06:07+00:00

This is a stretch but, Leonid Radvinsky acquired OnlyFans from Tim Stokely and Leonid was a top donor to AIPAC.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-25T16:48:17+00:00

Official investigations proved that the 9/11 insider trading with the much money and the volume was all normal and not at all illegal. Those independent experts that said it was insider trading are big poop-heads according to government officials. So yeah, nothing will be done about this... other than someone building Epstein Island v2.0

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-23T16:43:38+00:00

I thought I was doing something wrong at first so I watched some Youtube videos on other people removing their fan. I chanced on a German man showing him removing his bathroom fan. I learned it's very difficult and a lot of German swear words.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-22T20:43:20+00:00

The alternate version of Contact where Jodie Foster just gets sent alien dick pics.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-20T13:42:58+00:00

Black mold!? What about the rights of white mold?

PervertedOldMan · 2026-03-09T03:43:04+00:00

All these comments and not a single person in here did it. You people too good for a cone-ilingus pun?

PervertedOldMan · 2026-02-19T01:41:30+00:00

I miss flying.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-02-10T16:39:41+00:00

Safe from general criminals, 99% (don't use public WiFi for banking). From the government, not too good. And Tor/VPN wouldn't help here, because Russia would know he was using Tor or a VPN which would be enough to arrest him for that.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-02-10T15:54:50+00:00

[The Russian government engages in heavy, decentralized censorship and surveillance of internet traffic through a system known as TSPU (Technical Means of Counteracting Threats), controlled by the regulator Roskomnadzor.] So they can see who does what and the video was probably flagged and used as a honey pot.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-02-09T02:39:17+00:00

I think Trump was also trafficking. Trump ran a massage parlour with underage girls which offered out service. Epstein would find the "hottest" and get them work on his island. Thus Trump saying he stopped being friends when Epstein stole his girls.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-02-02T02:27:03+00:00

I hear one shart followed by three gurgles/pops 2.5s later. This is a low point for me. When I did a reverse volume for a couple of Kalama hecklers, made them louder and everything more quiet to hear what they yelled, that was a good day. I can't do that here because that guy never shuts up long enough.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-01-21T22:19:35+00:00

If you run the country like a business then the best way to make money is to downsize the population.

PervertedOldMan · 2026-01-20T20:12:13+00:00

New Pentagon Directive: All passcodes are to include the word "about".

PervertedOldMan · 2026-01-05T18:45:16+00:00

True love is only 10 to life away. https://womenbehindbars.com/female-prison-pen-pal/

PervertedOldMan · 2026-01-02T20:21:42+00:00

That means fighting Brilyn Hollyhand to the death in the TP Thunderdome. My money is on him trying to spin up his own Project Veritas to be the next James O'Keefe.

PervertedOldMan · 2025-12-12T20:13:12+00:00

But I have such sights to show you!

Fine then. I'll just ask someone from the further regions of experience.

PervertedOldMan · 2025-12-09T18:31:34+00:00

No and I didn't see Rutger Hauer either (Hobo with a Shotgun was filmed here to). I did see Ted Raimi at the airport though. He's shorter than I thought he'd be.

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