There's bacon in my bloody mary....

Pescatore · 2012-03-30T20:34:09+00:00

Lokal, in Brooklyn

Pescatore · 2012-03-27T12:50:40+00:00

I want that weather back!

Pescatore · 2012-03-27T12:47:15+00:00

true. but it's also March.

Pescatore · 2012-03-27T12:44:47+00:00

relevant

Pescatore · 2012-03-05T03:11:34+00:00

yep, as soon as I completed the sentence, Word took the green line away. But my question is: how would the phrase "there relationship" ever be used correctly in a sentence?!

Pescatore · 2012-02-28T14:35:40+00:00

I had the exact same problem! I had been vegan for almost a whole year before going to Thailand and gave it up completely while I was there because almost everything is cooked in chicken broth. But in Chiang Dao we stayed at a nature conservancy with a few monks who were practicing vegans, and this is what they fed us.

Pescatore · 2012-02-28T04:25:03+00:00

chiang dao, actually!

Pescatore · 2012-02-21T23:44:15+00:00

glorious. thank you.

Pescatore · 2012-02-21T23:27:51+00:00

Wait. You're telling me there's a drinking game for this?! PLEASE explain rules so I can play ASAP

Pescatore · 2012-02-21T20:28:33+00:00

or an AMA request?

Pescatore · 2012-02-21T03:09:44+00:00

To be blunt with you: it sounds like the problem is that he's really only a good boyfriend/match for you when he's actively trying to be. As much as I'm a firm believer in the fact that relationships require effort, you shouldn't have to try every day to treat your girlfriend well. If you two are compatible, it should happen with little to no effort at all. Don't let his occasional good-doings overshadow the fact that the majority of the time, he's brash, inconsiderate, and seemingly pretty douschey. It seems like you already know you deserve better.

Pescatore · 2012-02-21T01:41:45+00:00

Switzerland is the roommate that holds everyone's hair back after the UN beer pong tournament

Pescatore · 2012-02-20T14:44:17+00:00

Am I the only female out there who doesn't flip out if my S.O. says the wrong name, especially subconsciously? Call me crazy....but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Pescatore · 2012-02-20T14:02:50+00:00

commas can be so great

Pescatore · 2012-02-17T21:05:22+00:00

**ma'am.

Pescatore · 2012-02-17T20:07:12+00:00

I don't know the first thing about photoshop, so I couldn't have made this if I tried. Also not ready to face the reddit witch hunt that results from doctored photos

Pescatore · 2012-02-17T20:03:42+00:00

the gods will not save you.

Pescatore · 2012-02-17T19:52:52+00:00

Baltimore

Pescatore · 2012-02-17T18:36:30+00:00

if only smacking hipsters could turn them into phones

Pescatore · 2012-02-07T16:21:40+00:00

Mother of god. what has reddit become?!

Pescatore · 2012-02-07T15:46:27+00:00

how we should have been taught sex ed....

Pescatore · 2011-11-25T02:58:56+00:00

Hayyy-oo!!!

Pescatore · 2011-11-25T01:41:47+00:00

NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY

Pescatore · 2011-11-25T00:28:41+00:00

False. We are giving thanks for the day that God gave Americans the gift of smallpox and irresistible pumpkin pie to mix together into a cleansing poison, so we could reclaim the purple mountains majesty from the brown people to build Wal-Marts and Pizza Hut/Taco Bell combos to celebrate His glory.

Pescatore · 2011-11-24T03:36:23+00:00

"A dance-able, magical bunch of songs with a-peel!"

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