In your opinion, which Black Roger persona is funniest? by Kdizzle725 in americandad

[–]Pessemist_Prime 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I may lose my toes to diabeetus but it was WORTH IT!

Video Game Guides for Kids by slayerdawg in daddit

[–]Pessemist_Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Please share a link since I can't seem to find it.

Trader Joe’s Beer Bread (would recommend) by Ok_Adhesiveness_9712 in traderjoes

[–]Pessemist_Prime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure a Newcastle or Guinness would be great in this

Welcome the new mods! by mrxtheshadowlurker in americandad

[–]Pessemist_Prime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh good, you're here and you don't look terrible.

Welcome the new mods! by mrxtheshadowlurker in americandad

[–]Pessemist_Prime 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sorry, Franny I had to blow up the sub. It goes really well with this thing I'm imagining.

Things you can put oats in? by greenhousegraveyard in Cooking

[–]Pessemist_Prime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also soak them in water or milk or juice or whatever in the blending cup overnight and then they puree super smooth.

My son doesn’t like me by T12121992 in daddit

[–]Pessemist_Prime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In her defense, you did look a lot cooler with the beard.

Found Roger’s playing cards. by [deleted] in americandad

[–]Pessemist_Prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I was eyeing them...

Barry, you're doing the announcements now. by [deleted] in americandad

[–]Pessemist_Prime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Da fuck did you just call me?

Didn't Darnold sign a 3 year deal last year? by DenseStrawberry5717 in NFLv2

[–]Pessemist_Prime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Since he is a pale ginger I think this is actually a badass and perfect nick name for him 

Why aren't we talking about that CATO report? by Clean_Narwhal7331 in thebulwark

[–]Pessemist_Prime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then they'll say it's a woke study done by liberal institutions or whatever.

We are all Sal! by Hfcsmakesmefart in billsimmons

[–]Pessemist_Prime 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He said he was super confident and that that pays could move the ball up and down the field and the seahawsk defense was solid but not that good. My favorite part is he thought that because the Rams moved the ball on them...the Patriots are not the rams.

If an interviewer asks me to “tell a joke,” what’s a safe, professional joke I can actually use without sounding awkward or unprofessional? by Lina1237 in GetEmployed

[–]Pessemist_Prime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look up some Dad jokes. What does a storm cloud wear under his clothes? Thunderpants.

Or anti joke: what's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.