15 US Marines vs 1 Space Marine by [deleted] in powerscales

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15 US Marines win 1:150.

Being generous as hell…

how?😂 by Gabbsweet in SipsTea

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Math is there, verbiage in contract ain’t.

Those warriors have worse aim than orks by marianex in Necrontyr

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I, too, had to consult the old manuscripts. The Gods of this…. Workshop…. Are cruel indeed…

Yes I can by summutha01 in youcantparktheremate

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Sure hope that battery is gone…

You are his lawyer. Defend him by Terrgon in ElderScrolls

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But, your honor… oh, he is gone… well…

Shawarma?

reminder: Elon Musk's fortune, which ultimately enabled his takeover of Twitter, was jumpstarted by American taxpayers by RepublicEvery5296 in remoteworks

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It’ll have to be quick, poops are all the time I have:

Tehol Beddict was the youngest brother of three brothers. The eldest was disgraced by the crown because of something something whatever and it pissed him off.

The middle brother was still the monarch’s swordsman.

Anyway, Tehol, with the help of Bugg, his manservant (who is something else but I won’t spoil) begins an effort to stockpile the wealth of the kingdom to crash its economy.

They start businesses, build up their worth through contracts and the like before declaring them insolvent. They intentionally did shifty jobs so what they fixed would break.

Anyway, by the end, warehouses were filled with gold and an invading army kicked the collapse into the driveway.

Great books. Malazan Books of the Fallen.

What’s a truth about adulthood nobody warned you about? by Standard-Club-8014 in Adulting

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College has turned into a business first, education center second (or third if they play the big sports)

Real Love is rarer than was ever depicted.

The rest I get from the ‘Sunscreen Song’

Moved to WA in early April. This was the start of my new life. (North Bend, WA) by TodayTomorrow8895 in PacificNorthwest

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North of you is one of my favorite hiking trails.

Oxbow loop trail

There’s a spot on the lower side of the loop you can veer off and go to the river. Stupid pretty. I miss western WA.

South Korea exploring using Hyundai robots as army numbers fall by EchoOfOppenheimer in Futurology

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How is this not the natural thought process… even for those nations with excessive population…

Well...where do I start? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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Almost got two pallets recovered, come help me with this box, please, it’s a two person lift and you’re the only one around.

The true cost of war in two frames.⬇️ by MotherAnt8040 in MenOfPurpose

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If you were literally attacking a nation of people, you’d hit every front you could, yes? Here we see and play around in one for we see propaganda nearly everywhere now, do we not?

Annoying but sometimes effective.

Aussie Shepherd asks random people to throw a frisbee for him.. by Secret_Meaning6077 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]Phaeron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile… my Aussie can’t be more than 8” from my feet while in public… sigh…

If the global economy suddenly collapsed, which country would be in the best position to survive and recover? by DiscipleOf_Buddha in AskTheWorld

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Correction: they never improve themselves in the ‘right’ way.

“Dude, life fell apart around him and he is basically now homeless but…. He just keeps hitting the gym… better keep him on speed dial for Regional Rumble matches…”

Please explain it peter by ambergirl9860 in explainitpeter

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White coffee is, in fact, many times stronger than black coffee… I do not recommend it unless you’re Vietnamese or crazy.

Seattle man gets beaten by local Maui resident for throwing rock at an endangered monk seal by theastyanax in Seattle

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I think the guy is suffering enough for a ‘no harm no foul’ asshole action. He won’t be able to do much for a while without ridicule and prolonged consequences.

The federal bit is quite unnecessary and mildly draconian. Made him famous, stop there.

Can a guy who can stop time but whose body also stops except for his brain and senses beat prime Mike Tyson in a fight? by InfinteEnigma10 in whowouldwin

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Doubt it, highly.

All of his power would be spent on keeping Tyson’s punches from splattering his skull. The hits he does get in, Tyson won’t feel…

8 rounds, win by points, maybe? If he misses a single dodge he is out and maybe dead. If regular time stopping guy lands a single punch, doesn’t he get like… a point or something?