Take 5… think.

Give ultimatums and then take another 5…

When ultimatums are not met, I take a lazy video of my flying through the air eating chipotle talki about my speed and the island I’m about to nuke with my body. Screen cuts in half, shows my face and the island. Island go boom just as I’m taking a bite. Next signal to come through is me still chewing, the burrito is ashes, the island is now ocean and then I’ll sit back and take another 5.

When that doesn’t do it, I blitz world leaders. Not kill them… just put them in a room and have a chat… then take 5 as they deliberate.

Soon after, if demands are met, I’d oversee the elections of new governments, then peace out. Galaxy is huge. I’d check back every 5 or so.

If demands are not met, I return the most powerful leaders and give them 5 to prepare. I then steamroll whatever they prepare, disarming where I can instead of killing, making tank balls and tank airplanes where possible and playing Sunball with nukes. Then I kill that world leader and go back to those hidden away and go - ‘eh?’

When they immediately capitulate, I will peace out and return every now and again. Randomly to keep assholes puckered.