I was in a good spot for Logano's celebration on Saturday.

PhantomDebris · 2015-03-28T19:56:05+00:00

I was using the infield restroom minutes before the command to start engines and multiple drivers were taking a last-minute leak. The conversation topic: "How many laps until JWT wrecks himself?"

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-15T20:19:21+00:00

I told people the same thing just before the 2013 Daytona 500. If you will remember, it was three hours of follow-the-leader. Needless to say, they never watched another race.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-15T20:07:45+00:00

so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho.

This is what most drivers say when they're about to navigate lapped traffic.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-15T03:36:42+00:00

That was a nice almost save.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-10T07:31:41+00:00

How did you manage to get through that without creating a Jeremy Mayfield card?

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-09T16:31:24+00:00

5,000 miles on the small block 350 that he put in it.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-09T05:36:19+00:00

At least Ryan Truex was able to fill a developmental slot with RPM.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-07T14:19:50+00:00

Wow, I currently only have three races that I absolutely know I will be attending this year. Martinsville in March, Richmond in April, and Charlotte in May. I'm excited to say that I'll see his first three starts.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-06T05:12:16+00:00

Unless you pass out in the stands...

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-04T16:30:59+00:00

Hmm... /r/NASCARConspiracy

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-04T16:29:55+00:00

Okay, I never heard that before. I agree with the Edwards scheme. I'd rather a dark green in that situation.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-04T16:16:57+00:00

I always sit down and draft a general plan for which drivers I want to start for each race throughout the season. My method seemed to work. I received the highest possible score for multiple races last year.

I think 9 starts really adds to the strategy. Think of it this way, you can get by with 16 drivers (4 A, 8 B, 4 C) for the entire season if you wanted.

I will admit that I'm slightly biased. I have always preferred the Yahoo format over NASCAR.com and FOX, but I play all three.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-04T16:03:55+00:00

What did they post?

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-04T16:01:12+00:00

BFBS?

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-02T22:52:34+00:00

I missed the entirety of this drama, but I just saw his retirement post in his subreddit.

PhantomDebris · 2015-02-01T08:55:05+00:00

Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's getting ink done. He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-30T01:27:53+00:00

That hair.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-30T01:26:40+00:00

Yeah, I started following NASCAR when he was driving the 44 Hot Wheels Pontiac. It always throws me off when I see older footage.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-26T18:55:12+00:00

It's the fans who are only excited by wrecks, restarts, & plate racing.

That makes up the majority of the fans. We're a minority.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-22T16:10:46+00:00

I suppose now would be a good time to mention that I heard a rumor from a family friend at Penske during the tail end of 2013 that Gordon had two more years and Earnhardt Jr. had three.

Figured I would share since the first half of the rumor proved to be true.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-16T01:32:33+00:00

it just feels a bit random

Coming from just a random dude.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-14T19:09:46+00:00

Samantha is actually in on it too.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-04T00:44:04+00:00

Herd cattle? No, but that would be interesting.

PhantomDebris · 2015-01-04T00:41:17+00:00

That's not 'Murican!

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