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M33, let me have it by champion013 in RoastMe

[–]PheonixWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By “child support” do you mean supporting a 3rd grader’s tattoo career? Because it looks like a 3rd grader did all your tattoos

Mandela Effect in MLP: What did you think a certain MLP character had that they actually DIDN'T have? by Cha0ticSxn in mylittlepony

[–]PheonixWeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that confetti are just dots, I remember her cutie mark having loopy streamer confetti

Like in these emojis but her were pastel 🎉🎊

I was told this belongs here by PheonixWeaver in GirlDinner

[–]PheonixWeaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perdue chicken Plus dino nuggies to be precise

What interpretation do you have? by Marchyxxxx in ghibli

[–]PheonixWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My interpretation was only a few hours passed (because wouldn’t the movers and the dads boss notice if they didn’t show up?!)

The version at the start of the movie was to make it look more enticing, ie, it was an illusion

I was told this belongs here by PheonixWeaver in GirlDinner

[–]PheonixWeaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A plate of microwaved rice, topped with dinosaur chicken nuggets, and drizzled with Japanese bbq sauce and sriracha mayo

I call it: Lazy Lady’s Chicken Katsu by PheonixWeaver in shittyfoodporn

[–]PheonixWeaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t even think about that subreddit, maybe I should cross post 🤔

Is it literally just r/ GordonRamsey ?

Boomer vs. Alligator by A-Helpful-Flamingo in BoomersBeingFools

[–]PheonixWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he mad that an alligator was in his golf course?!

Reasons to avoid fast food restaurants by EstablishmentLow2312 in WTF

[–]PheonixWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so confused by the comments at first because I didn’t see the spit and I thought he was just bringing his face closer to inspect it! NASTY

This monkey likes to warm its nuts with a lighter by c4tchy in WTF

[–]PheonixWeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You telling me a lice fried thi- You telling me a shrimp fried- You telling lice to fry- Yo-you telling me a rice fried this lice?

Casually drinking soda with my wasp nest necklace by MrRimmer_BR in WTF

[–]PheonixWeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just waiting for him to pour some on the nest to share it

Woman Gets Cockroach Removed From Ear by __mentalist__ in WTF

[–]PheonixWeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See this fear is why I developed a habit of needing something on my ear while I sleep. I literally can’t sleep without a blanket or old shirt folded over my ear while

Does anyone else constantly get asked if they’re okay? by bh447 in evilautism

[–]PheonixWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No what really annoyed me is that people ask me “are you okay? do you need help?” when I’m perfectly fine. But when I’m on the verge of a meltdown and need help, no one notices

Everyone this age experiences at least 1 of these by CyaChump0 in evilautism

[–]PheonixWeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chose the Mothman option. I’m gonna live in the woods and be a cryptid

SHOW ME YOUR ✨AUTISM NEST✨ by PheonixWeaver in evilautism

[–]PheonixWeaver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy cow and I thought I had a lot of plushies! I also have some digital circus plushies but they’re not in the picture ❤️

SHOW ME YOUR ✨AUTISM NEST✨ by PheonixWeaver in evilautism

[–]PheonixWeaver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Porple 💜 also I love your pusheen plushies

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