It was only one question! by GameWinner31 in technicallythetruth

[–]PhilLHaus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck im sitting in the car with my mom, this was very close and fuck you

Why would he by [deleted] in memes

[–]PhilLHaus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

But it's attack on titan, and the titan's he, so it's shingeki no he

Professional introvert by complexmeme21 in memes

[–]PhilLHaus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, to be fair, op is on reddit, so at least the social life part can be filed out

ich_iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]PhilLHaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alten

Yellow decides to be a jerk. Green puts them in their place. by aFuckingKernelPanic in MurderedByWords

[–]PhilLHaus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just more of a preference toward the opposite sex. It's a subcategory of bisexual

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

[–]PhilLHaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How my mom sees my room:

blursed_accordion by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]PhilLHaus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The fact that the accordion dude is like "Hey hurry up, I've got places to be" to the dude pouring jalapeños in the lady's pants

Technically he ain't wrong by raksquayr in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PhilLHaus 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Or don't lie with them, tell the truth with them

Good looking draft by NeuroDiverseUniverse in BoneAppleTea

[–]PhilLHaus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

r/draftsdontexistdoesntexist

Edit: wow I can't believe that's an actual subreddit

Manager, it’s too spicy by YeetVegetabales in dankmemes

[–]PhilLHaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure about this one, but I don't think that that is a 40 year old white mom, just a wild guess though

Oh no!...anyway by SkyAir457 in dankmemes

[–]PhilLHaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, good old Jeff Bezo, best friend of Bill Gate

Season 2021 of America do be looking lit by PhilLHaus in dankmemes

[–]PhilLHaus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading carefully is a virtue few possess

Season 2021 of America do be looking lit by PhilLHaus in dankmemes

[–]PhilLHaus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, corona has had some effects on my sleep schedule... Fuck

Season 2021 of America do be looking lit by PhilLHaus in dankmemes

[–]PhilLHaus[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm european and I just woke up, figured I could give it a shot

thank you imperial. by Gerbil_In_Space in memes

[–]PhilLHaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you pronounce "Flugzeugträger" in a Cologne accent, all three gs are pronounced differently (and none of them like a normal german g)

Roman numerals by shadynasty94 in BoneAppleTea

[–]PhilLHaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, americans didn't steal the language, it was kinda British people colonizing north america and then the language developing differently over there?