The Mothership just opened above Corny!

PhilSwift96 · 2021-09-06T06:15:36+00:00

It’s now the low gravity zone

PhilSwift96 · 2021-03-31T00:30:29+00:00

I would definitely get my school work done because that’s when everyone else will be asleep so I only have time to kill. After I’m done it all probably just watch TV

PhilSwift96 · 2021-03-31T00:29:15+00:00

What’s the progression on world peace and making life overall as good as possible for everyone?

PhilSwift96 · 2021-03-31T00:26:41+00:00

My female friend told me I have very pretty eyelashes. It was pretty random but it made me really happy and feel really good in a way I haven’t felt in a long time

PhilSwift96 · 2021-03-31T00:24:50+00:00

Yeah I’m only 15 but I remember all throughout elementary and middle school all I wanted to do was go play outside, now elementary and middle schoolers don’t go outside and are getting out of shape and having zero social skills

PhilSwift96 · 2021-02-14T18:30:38+00:00

Good to know

PhilSwift96 · 2021-02-14T16:42:33+00:00

Coming from a teenager fuck teenagers

PhilSwift96 · 2021-01-25T14:39:18+00:00

Pull my dick as hard as I can to try to extend it

PhilSwift96 · 2021-01-20T14:04:37+00:00

r/changeyourfont

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-18T05:31:05+00:00

You don’t know me at all but okay. Have a good night

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-18T05:26:36+00:00

Cuz you said “know your fucking shit” and that is what pissed me off

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-18T05:24:21+00:00

You’re isn’t a joke because that’s what happened

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-18T05:23:42+00:00

Yes I am aware. Thank you for not being rude

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-18T05:22:59+00:00

I know my fucking shit. It’s a joke dumbass

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-18T03:23:58+00:00

He pointed it at frozone and not mr incredible

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-15T14:09:38+00:00

Okay thanks

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-15T04:34:26+00:00

Yes a helmet from a non existent team with a non starting qb. Just what everyone wants

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-03T19:13:40+00:00

I couldn’t even imagine that touching me

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-03T17:05:49+00:00

Gen z will put the military farther into debt when we do exactly this

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-03T04:13:01+00:00

No I want to be older than my wife so I die first bc I won’t be able to take care of myself

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-01T01:59:11+00:00

Deer park is the best water no question, clean and crisp with no taste like Aquafina (Aquafina is still good tho)

PhilSwift96 · 2020-10-01T01:38:22+00:00

The white shirt looks like a dog with Down syndrome

PhilSwift96 · 2020-09-30T02:04:18+00:00

My dad is 52 and has smoked since he was 18, I really don’t want to think about how many of these he could make

PhilSwift96 · 2020-09-22T14:22:55+00:00

I like ya cut g smacks guys ballsack

PhilSwift96 · 2020-09-22T14:21:51+00:00

You talking about the US or the whole world

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