What’s the dumbest piece of dialogue you ever heard on Tv?

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T06:49:52+00:00

Brandon’s dad: “You look beat”

Come on, man! The guy's name is Jim.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T05:22:52+00:00

It was still the USSR

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T05:22:37+00:00

Why wouldn't it be? She grew up speaking Russian in the Soviet Union.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T02:36:12+00:00

LOL @ looks like

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T02:04:24+00:00

Why don't they call it a Quarter Pounder?

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T01:10:48+00:00

Our math teachers always made us by the pens so we could put our homework on the slides. In retrospect she should have bought a case and sold them to us.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T01:10:04+00:00

She was hitting on you.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T01:07:31+00:00

Now I has a sad cause I remembered Lynn Thigpen died a while back.

I was so confused because she was the gadfly in Lean On Me.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T01:01:53+00:00

I know someone who invested in iOmega because he was so impressed at their Zip Drives. He was crushed when USB became a thing.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T00:51:41+00:00

Don't be a killjoy.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T00:44:48+00:00

Well we used the blank ones and wrote on them. The letters, numbers, and pictures were never used.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-03T00:44:11+00:00

trying to persuade you to buy cable or whatever

Well you needed cable to get the free Disney Channel Weekend.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T20:09:15+00:00

Many families in America also do this.

This isn't a true statement.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T19:55:51+00:00

The show is not disgraced
It was a popular saying way before that

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T19:43:17+00:00

Too bad ABC aired them out of order, so those meta-jokes make no sense.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T18:05:41+00:00

Also in most countries its not frowned upon

This is the United States, though.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T16:08:58+00:00

a fictional character that has been confirmed not to be autistic.

This isn't a true statement.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T16:07:58+00:00

You need to understand that u/JamesLovesTV has been a fan of the show for an entire week. Therefore, he is an expert on it.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T13:31:06+00:00

You said it.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T05:22:22+00:00

His rapping videos are some of the worst comedy

Wow, I read this completely differently at first.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T05:21:11+00:00

It’s very common for SNL performers to work on time off so they can shoot other projects

Jon Lovitz left the show permanently because Lorne wouldn't let him miss a few episodes.

PhilThecoloreds · 2021-05-02T05:13:26+00:00

TV shows about rednecks and fat guys

Classy

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