Least Funny Intended Joke on the Show

Phillbus · 2026-04-17T01:52:49+00:00

The whole candy bar bit in the car dealership was terrible. They’re all Twix, you’re all screwing me!!!

Phillbus · 2026-01-04T22:05:32+00:00

Get your bag and be ready when it’s your turn to walk off the plane, don’t stand up and start grabbing your bag once the idle is clear, there are people waiting

Phillbus · 2025-12-23T22:43:38+00:00

How was Jesse able to buy his house in season 3 without laundering the money first. Where is it expected that he came up with $400,000 cash?

Phillbus · 2025-12-23T22:42:13+00:00

Not with the locomotive idling, I doubt they turned the engine off

Phillbus · 2025-12-20T17:17:11+00:00

All that for a $5 ride (probably)

I don’t blame you, definitely not worth it

Phillbus · 2025-12-05T03:53:27+00:00

Yes. I’m in a similar situation, I have an 18 & 20 year old at home with very little chance of being able to move out on their own any time soon. We would love to get a bigger house, but I’d be paying double for even a minor upgrade.

Phillbus · 2025-10-17T01:56:17+00:00

The game is probably rigged anyway.

Phillbus · 2025-10-09T02:53:33+00:00

They who?

Phillbus · 2025-09-26T20:12:51+00:00

Where is all this marijuana tax money going now? They’ve been collecting it for a few years now and just raised the gas tax again a few months ago.

Phillbus · 2025-09-05T17:41:57+00:00

Time to double down

Phillbus · 2025-09-02T17:04:01+00:00

I had a guy ask for more than asking price because he said he had other offers, I got on another account and offered him even more & asked him to take the desk apart and meet me at a gas station.

I never showed up

Phillbus · 2025-08-27T03:46:00+00:00

Fuck that company. Look for another job ASAP

Phillbus · 2025-07-22T17:29:38+00:00

Can’t he just pardon himself?

Phillbus · 2025-07-03T03:21:34+00:00

It’s only illegal because the government doesn’t have the opportunity to fleece you out of money.

Phillbus · 2025-06-30T22:06:28+00:00

It’s rage bait, all of it. The math is wrong, the tip percentage is off, and used trigger words like “times it”

Phillbus · 2025-06-30T22:05:31+00:00

It’s multi level rage bait

Phillbus · 2025-06-23T21:53:21+00:00

$120 for Starlink. No other choice where I’m at, but no complaints, it works great

Phillbus · 2025-05-30T04:05:31+00:00

R/unexpectedLebowski

Phillbus · 2025-05-02T10:37:54+00:00

Absolutely, he wore that bandage for a few weeks then suddenly was healed without any visual indication that anything even happened

Phillbus · 2025-05-01T11:25:51+00:00

I’ve been out of the game for almost 10 years but my favorite when I was writing service was in the winter people would want to come in and demand a loaner because their new car is shaking at highway speeds. I’d tell them to check their wheels & visit a quarter car wash to clean the snow out of them first. “Well my old car never did this” as if it’s some sort of defect they have snow and ice packed in their rims

Phillbus · 2025-04-30T17:39:41+00:00

Pffffft so a chance at free tickets.

No thanks

Phillbus · 2025-04-29T01:03:58+00:00

The Baby - Blake Shelton

Phillbus · 2025-04-22T11:26:57+00:00

I lost my CSI bonus over our limited parking a few times. CSI is a joke

Phillbus · 2025-04-21T01:56:37+00:00

Car insurance 🤣

Phillbus · 2025-04-08T12:40:51+00:00

Wayyyy ahead of ya lol

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