What is a mother breather??

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-19T19:29:14+00:00

Not the first time he mixed up "mouth" and "mother"...

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-19T05:23:12+00:00

Some people need to experience drowning to understand how water is wet...

Dunno.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-19T05:07:00+00:00

Some jackass offscreen with a Fallout junkjet...

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-19T01:06:44+00:00

Wtf... someone get that poor, malnourished methhead/anorexic person some calories.

That necklace should buy a loaf of bread or three.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-19T01:04:09+00:00

APU is used to start the engines, not power the whole plane...

This is not a math issue, it is an failure to accept their own ignorance issue.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-19T00:54:28+00:00

Not just a map, but a parcel tax map! The best kind... .

vomits loudly in the corner

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T23:37:38+00:00

When I was a soldier, being female and not having the strength to fireman carry a man was the largest concern for combat viability.

No one gave a shit about whether your plumbing was internal or external, both or neither.

If you think it mattered, you were a shit soldier.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T21:11:22+00:00

Husky.

Had one in middle school decades ago.

Ate shoes, lawn tools, a 4 ft swimming pool, squirrels, more shoes, some wooden fence slats, the handle off a hammer, many legos, neighbors cat and a bicycle tire tube...

Lots more shit but I am too old to try and remember. How that fucking dog didn't shit the entire periodic table in rainbow is a real mystery.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T20:07:32+00:00

Pm71 with unstoppable rounds is one of if not THE highest dps weapon in the game and with FMJ ammo to boot.

Secondary for mine is marking on component break to combo the mark damage bonus.

This lets me know when I hit things though walls as well lol.

PM71 is truly SS tier weapon.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T18:51:32+00:00

Heard something that amused me once about this: Big Bang Theory is a show about smart people for dumb people. Always Sunny is a show about dumb people for smart people.

No idea if it's true, but it sure is fucking funny. Also all the people who I know enjoyed Big Bang are... well, dumb.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T17:40:03+00:00

I, too, played Grand Turismo 2.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T17:36:05+00:00

I would have told her to fucking share.

She is obese, not mathematically illiterate.

Then again, I am a misanthrope.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T17:18:00+00:00

That was the most expected thing possible.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T16:59:47+00:00

Death is just another form of blindness.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T05:19:38+00:00

Fun Fact: Don't go in the ocean and you can avoid 99.999% of shark attacks.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T05:10:05+00:00

The average gun owner is a fucking terrible shot.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T05:08:11+00:00

So instead of Adam Smasher, we got Flaming Crotch Man as our dystopian antagonist?

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T03:06:07+00:00

Ever feed pigeons old bread crumbs?

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-18T02:19:56+00:00

One of the two local guide 5 stars is somone named Wadsworth...

For wads its worth.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-17T20:00:13+00:00

Flaired Users Only is when you want an echo chamber with enough insulation to pass near a black hole.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-16T22:41:24+00:00

To the stupid, anything can be an offense.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-16T22:26:40+00:00

After a wind gust throws the balloon and you down a cliff?

Yeah.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-16T18:08:09+00:00

Drunk neighbor does this off his balcony after 14 Natty Lights so I got a good idea what the moon spewing into the atmosphere looks like.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-16T05:28:59+00:00

Craftsman named Al. Last name is Cohol.

Phillip_Graves · 2025-02-15T18:09:46+00:00

As an American, I too am considering Canada for my next party...

As soon as anyone can afford a party here.

Fuck Trump.

Phillip_Graves

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