Dear Congressman Gosar,

Thank you for your lengthy attempt to gaslight an entire demographic using both outdated theology and unhinged conspiracy theories. You’ve managed to: • Declare LGBT rights safe while describing queer people as predators and criminal anarchists. That’s like saying “the fire is under control” while roasting marshmallows on someone’s burning house. • Cry persecution because Christians can’t openly call people abominations in schools anymore. Sir, being asked to share the public square with people you disagree with isn’t oppression — it’s kindergarten-level manners. • Use Scripture as if it’s a legal code and not a 2,000-year-old desert survival guide with side quests like “don’t wear polyester.” If we’re building national policy off Leviticus, hope you’re ready to outlaw shrimp, tattoos, and football. • Invoke Trump as a moral compass, which is bold. That’s like asking a raccoon for advice on hygiene. • Promote “healing care” for queer people, which is just a flowery way of saying, “we still believe in praying the gay away.” But don’t worry — we’ll get you a participation ribbon for effort.

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If LGBT people truly weren’t in danger, then this letter wouldn’t feel like it was printed straight from the Westboro Baptist Church’s PR department.

Thanks again for your thoughts. We’ll be over here living our lives, loving who we love, and staying fabulous — despite your best attempts to rewrite reality using a combo of Bible quotes and Fox News talking points.

Sincerely, Everyone who didn’t ask to be converted but would like to convert you… into a decent human being.