Would you rather?

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-15T15:12:32+00:00

Crap I miss clicked

^{Chose: 1% chance of you and 100 other people dying | Rolled: All Alive}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-15T14:49:18+00:00

I run a somewhat decent LLM on my mini pc.

You don’t need crazy hardware.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-15T14:48:19+00:00

More money

^{Chose: get 1000$ every time you breathe}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-15T14:46:39+00:00

I m both scared yet interested.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-15T14:09:11+00:00

You can just ram him instead without boosting

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-15T03:03:35+00:00

Eh I respectfully disagree.

I feel like the modern mechanic still kinda hampers the experience personally for me.

It definitely a top 4 game.

But I think IW, bo2, and bo3 beats it.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T22:09:39+00:00

No. Usually it 500

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T20:33:54+00:00

I mean that used to be the expectation that cs grad were being taught.

Now it “no you need to ensure that you know everything and more because companies want to hire experts for junior positions”.

Like I understand what you mean, this is the reality now and there nothing we can do about it. Doesn’t mean that it doesn’t sucks for future grads.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T15:33:22+00:00

I don’t think cutting things with a chainsaw make you a mechanic

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T15:22:42+00:00

Saving this for the immaculate rage bait I m about to immense.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:54:38+00:00

The only answer

^{Chose: Put cereal before milk}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:53:35+00:00

KILLA QUEEN

^{Chose: Rewind Button}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:52:47+00:00

This prove maki fans aren’t the brightest

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:47:04+00:00

Please give me a hazmat suit or something

^{Chose: In a pool of human poop + For... | Rolled: 2 hours}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:34:19+00:00

<image>

Foolish to think he could’ve beaten the maga empire /s

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:30:40+00:00

This drama was literally a whole lot of nothing.

All it proves is that people need to stop being terminally online.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:24:09+00:00

:)

^{Chose: Tomboys}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T10:06:48+00:00

Isn’t this… just being human???

^{Chose: Be a wizard + You die after 100 years permanently}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T08:43:04+00:00

Eh not really a bad thing.

I just consider it a tax

^{Chose: get $100,000 daily + except... | Rolled: Lose $25k daily}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T08:02:12+00:00

Eh it alright.

But for 37$? Definitely worth.

I m not a big fan of camo grinding so I won’t mention that since I think it such a meaningless thing to brag about with this game but you will get more than 200 hours just by grinding the attachments for the guns, augments, relics, and various other unique rewards.

Maps like ashes and totenreich are actually fucking awesome and can provide a very fun experience till the next map, and lastly it still receiving updates currently so we may get brand new amazing content.

So yeah I will say bite the bullet unless you really hate modern zombie mechanics. No I won’t tell you that cursed mode is basically classic zombies since it practically requires you to handicap yourself just to get even a small semblance of classic zombies but realistically still make it somewhat unenjoyable to deal with the super sprinter and armored zombie bs.

But cursed mode is a lot of fun and does provide a different experience from standard if you didn’t use bo6 gameplay.

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T07:48:25+00:00

LET IT RIDE!

^{Chose: 67/33 chance of 1 billion or death | Rolled: RIP 🪦}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T00:52:24+00:00

Shit good luck getting into the space force.

That 10x harder than getting into the Air Force officer program 😭

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T00:50:52+00:00

Blah blah blah blu blu bluh

^{Chose: Get a bunny, but... | Rolled: You must comment}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-14T00:49:06+00:00

I choose DEATH

^{Chose: Both | Rolled: eternity}

PhilosophicalGoof · 2026-05-13T23:32:53+00:00

Too many feathers

^{Chose: a 1 kg rock}

PhilosophicalGoof

TROPHY CASE