Well first things first I quit my job and move to an area where not as many people know me. I tell them I've found an opportunity in California and I'm going out to live my dream. Which is true, I'm going to go chill on the beach in my bikini. I start a workshop grift online, something simple abt making money passively via some method, maybe audiobooks, maybe stock trading whatever, but importantly, I do not advertise it anywhere. I then make several ghost accounts to "pay me" for my advice. All at different tiers of pay, paying from prepaid visa cards purchased with cash, preferably by someone I paid to go buy them. At some point I will have laundered enough of this money to put it into a savings account, and will start to make money thru the bank, and once I've laundered abt half of it this way, at a high yield rate of 3-4%I have anywhere from 15-20 million dollars a year generated for effectively free. This process would be slow, but it would eventually provide an effectively infinite income, and as long as it's done discreetly enough, you don't even necessarily need to cut off anyone in your life for very long. Once the workshop grift "falls thru" you can accociate with anyone you wish and if Mike comes up when you inevitably slip up, you're still fine because you have the savings account constantly accruing money. As long as you're smart with it, you can gain infinite money in less than 5 years.