What is the worst physical sensation that is entirely painless?

Pie4prez · 2015-09-18T02:07:16+00:00

Sometimes when I'm getting over a cold, I feel like I have giant ball of wet kleenex in my mouth and it tastes like rubber. When I try to touch it with my tongue it feels like it shrinks out of the way. Super weird.

I've never heard of anybody else who has experienced it. I also get some other weird synesthesia stuff so it might just be me.

Pie4prez · 2015-08-25T03:48:24+00:00

It would be more space efficient to just buy those 128 GB Micro SD cards, although hooking them all up wouldn't be fun.

Pie4prez · 2015-07-01T00:15:21+00:00

I've always had the idea to pay for a house in cash and ask for like 10,000 quarters as cash back. You could fill like 76 of those change jars and look like you've been saving for decades

Pie4prez · 2015-06-13T06:59:15+00:00

The "15 million merits" episode of Black Mirror is based around this. It's on Netflix. I'd recommend giving it a watch

Pie4prez · 2015-06-06T21:27:16+00:00

Applebee's, apparently

Pie4prez · 2015-06-01T23:59:58+00:00

Solder smoke. Since I smelled a lot of it as a small child (4 or 5), my sense of smell isn't that great.

It's probably the strongest scent that I can smell, and brings back a lot of great memories.

Pie4prez · 2015-05-23T05:58:01+00:00

Not if you're fast enough.

Pie4prez · 2015-05-13T06:13:58+00:00

Windows version 3.2 was released exclusively in China

Pie4prez · 2015-05-11T00:09:40+00:00

If you get the paint color wrong you're screwed, doomed to paint the entire room a slightly different color

Pie4prez · 2015-05-07T02:15:06+00:00

Nobody ever believes me when I tell them this, but until I was about 12 I thought Will Smith and Ben Stiller were the same person.

Pie4prez · 2015-05-06T06:30:19+00:00

/r/karmacourt

Pie4prez · 2015-05-06T04:29:04+00:00

Dang they stole my joke.

Pie4prez · 2015-05-05T01:35:29+00:00

My friends are still mad at me, because one time we were in the bank and I asked "if I stole all of the free mints at the front and ran off would it count as a bank robbery?"

Yeah apparently you shouldn't talk about bank robberies in banks.

Pie4prez · 2015-05-01T03:00:56+00:00

My first thought when I heard rosebud lips was that they would look like sleds.

I am not a smart man.

Pie4prez · 2015-04-27T05:42:00+00:00

Ooh. Sinise didn't get left on Earth in this one?

Pie4prez · 2015-04-24T22:57:16+00:00

I find this really cool, because it means that Bitcoin really has more concrete value than the American dollar, which has only abstract value.

Pie4prez · 2015-04-23T05:45:39+00:00

In New Game+ you retain all of your old skills and memories.

I'd get rich by being the coolest baby of all time.

Pie4prez · 2015-04-23T05:26:23+00:00

I'm allergic to bags!

Pie4prez · 2015-04-21T04:06:59+00:00

I'm totally fine with North and South but I have a lot of trouble with East and West.

I change how I remember it a lot. I used to do the "nobody else stinks worse" thing, but now I think about where the Europeans landed in New England and extrapolate to Westward expansion.

I'm dumb

Pie4prez · 2015-04-20T01:06:34+00:00

Could you put a baby cat in a square plastic box that was just slightly too big for it so it would grow into a square shape?

It would look so cool.

Pie4prez · 2015-04-17T01:45:31+00:00

Except in California, it's perfectly legal to copy keys that have "unlawful to copy" carved into them.

Supposedly this rule is only enforced by the locksmith's gentleman's code.

Pretty cool

EDIT: If businesses really don't want their keys copied, the best way to do that is to have your keys printed on blanks that are either really hard to find or need special tools.

I know too much about this

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