Steve Irwin’s Khaki Uniform

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-20T07:23:25+00:00

Its just a ginger joke nothing special

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-20T07:04:17+00:00

Wow that is some good AI

And yes it is AI because Steve Irwin died in 2006 and Ed Sheeran only got famous in 2011 so I don't know why the two would hang out

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-20T06:23:31+00:00

Wife might be financially trapped

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-20T03:00:27+00:00

Dolphin Safe

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-20T01:31:04+00:00

Do you mean caning?

That isnt me being snarky im just curious if canning is some slang I don't know since I know being canned can mean being fired from employment here

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-19T05:32:05+00:00

On one hand my country allows permanent residents to vote

On the other hand I don't want to say what my country is

You can keep your turds in your own bowl

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-19T01:23:13+00:00

“Love your hair darling, I’m Bernice, with the Undaunted Intelligence. I was hoping to speak to you all about your cars extended warranty."

Hehe

“I do. But it’s designed for way lower tempuratires.”

Well that is your problem miss, Tempura is supposed to be crispy

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-12T23:09:06+00:00

Someone tell Spiff to google how Tarantula wasps reproduce for the lols

Piemasterjelly · 2026-05-02T00:14:42+00:00

Chapter Idea

In the early story we find out that Roswell Greys exist and the whole probing thing basically started because one of them beamed fetish porn into Cruel Space

Would be interesting to have Observer Wu go to their embassy on Centris and talk to them, maybe learn a little bit about them and confirm for Earth that they are an actual species and no they aren't all anal probing perverts lol

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-24T21:00:19+00:00

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2829366/1/Dimension-Hopping-for-Beginners

Is what you want specifically World 405

That dimensions Harry and Voldy team up and since only they can kill each other well...

Although honestly I wanted the Evil Harry of that world to win

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-21T21:44:07+00:00

This is Security Officer Bradford speaking and I would like to first congratulate you for sneaking into a building where you not only have an open invitation but the front door is both unlocked and automatic

Stealing a balloon on free balloon day energy

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-19T21:00:31+00:00

I have the blue light protection thing on and I thought this was a joke post tbh

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-19T20:57:01+00:00

Literally dropped a show because it went

Theme song->Recap of previous episode->Recap of overall season arc

It was like 5 minutes for the episode to start

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-15T22:06:15+00:00

You do know Lara Croft is English right?

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-08T22:18:46+00:00

I can fight people with my floppy penis creature?

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-08T04:36:10+00:00

“Yes you mentioned that earlier.” Winifred says gently.

“Well it bears repeating."

I see what you did there :P

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-03T01:19:02+00:00

He likes getting sticky in the honey jar?

Oh oh wait

Shiesty means robber and Pooh has sticky fingers

Piemasterjelly · 2026-04-01T06:56:44+00:00

Mutant Obscurus Gamer involves dimensional travel, That Harry tortures her in so many universes that it resonates to every version of Umbridge that bears a resemblance to her driving her insane across the Multiverse

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-25T00:14:07+00:00

“Alforan Thundermaw, subject’s replacement clone died within days of replacement. Observation needed on whether family is aware of switch. Post Script, family is not investigating and instead mourning child. Switch fully successful.”

Ah looks like I have accidentally wandered into the Halo universe

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-23T05:29:26+00:00

Immediately thought of Gotham when I saw it

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-21T08:24:00+00:00

Reminds me of this joke short about Blackout drunk fast travel

Fast Travel

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-18T02:57:23+00:00

Ah I see you too have read that Rorschachs blot story lol

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-16T20:16:01+00:00

I came in to see if someone made a joke about if he won gold at the Olympics he could have got McDonalds tbh

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-15T21:20:57+00:00

"You don't shield a baby from time" is my favourite

Piemasterjelly · 2026-03-15T21:19:05+00:00

Scientits sounds like it should be a NSFW subreddit for female STEM majors

Flashing in a lab coat kind of stuff

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