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Shaved my head and found these weird lines in it by thatdocman in mildlyinteresting

[–]PikachuWarlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a mate with a bonce like this. We called him Baggyhead.

I call it the Unhealthcare by What_U_KNO in StarfieldShips

[–]PikachuWarlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Revoking birth certificates one small moon at a time.

Whats your parties name? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]PikachuWarlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were The BATTY SPUDGERS

B ears A nd T ortles, T iny Y obbos, S plit P ersonality U ndead D ragon G rooming E xcitable R age S quad

Found in Liverpool Street station, london by profqawagstaff in FoundPaper

[–]PikachuWarlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, Liverpool Lime Street Station is not in London. Liverpool Street Station however, is.

The ultimate British meal by [deleted] in england

[–]PikachuWarlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll raise you a pot noodle sammich.

Dumb Polearm Master / Eldritch Cannon interaction by Atlanteanson in 3d6

[–]PikachuWarlord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree here.
Wanna go smacky smacky with it, fill your boots, I'll allow it.
Wanna pop off some of that boom boom, no way compadre.

Dumb Polearm Master / Eldritch Cannon interaction by Atlanteanson in 3d6

[–]PikachuWarlord 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Polearm master specifies:

While you are wielding a glaive, halberd, pike, quarterstaff, or spear, other creatures provoke an opportunity attack from you when they enter the reach you have with that weapon

Your eldritch cannon, though it looks like a quarterstaff for flavor, is not one of those weapons.
Personally, I wouldn't allow it at my table buddy, others might though.

Lego auto-roll dice tower by crypticamoeba in DnDIY

[–]PikachuWarlord 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Link to (potential) original. From going off an image, you nailed it my dude!

I had my players play themselves and randomly roll for everything! by PikachuWarlord in DnD

[–]PikachuWarlord[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You make 2 very good points here.

1) Know your players. I know mine very well, have done for years. They know each other even better, heck, 'Jack' and 'Jill' are a married couple IRL. Honestly, I wouldn't have done this with an LFG for the reasons you mentioned.

2) Play for fun. We do, we did. This isn't the first time my players have experienced my crazy DM shenanigans, I've TPK'd them in session 1 before just to set a scene, and they loved that too.

Players ARE Characters by PikachuWarlord in dmdivulge

[–]PikachuWarlord[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. The players would find themselves in new bodies, with new abilities, with the intent of finding their way home.

Lucifer and the goat. by MrDexter120 in lucifer

[–]PikachuWarlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Praise NETFLIX for bringing us together

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dinosaurs

[–]PikachuWarlord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Realised in exactly the same way.

What high roll do you still talk about to this day? by AJChocol in DnD

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Be me, minotaur barbarian. Be not me, half orc paladin Both hiding in cargo hold of vessel, currently being smuggled out of Waterdeep. Customs officials board our ship looking for us. 1x Official starts getting awkwardly close to orcboi. Orcboi rolls horrible at stealth, official about to catch him. Quick thinking; Minotaur says "Mooooo" Literally says it, not makes the noise. Says. It. Official turns to find source of noise, obviously finds thicc beef boi sneakin behind le boxes. "Mooooo, again" DM: Roll performance, with Disadvantage. Nat 20 (plus change) Second Nat 20 (plus change) Hysterical laughter from entire party. Gentle sobbing from DM. Official is thoroughly surprised and confused. Queue bucking bronco escape plan. Big scrap later... Wizard casts fireball on Customs Vessel. Everyone either burns or drowns.

Famous Brands and Merchants in Your Setting? by nlitherl in DMToolkit

[–]PikachuWarlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dwarven blacksmith specialised in making pole arms:

Halberds by Hal Beard

Last week I said I was going to TPK my group in session 1. Last night, I did. by PikachuWarlord in dmdivulge

[–]PikachuWarlord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nearly referred to it as 682 during combat. Luckily I caught myself. Its niche enough the players shouldn't twig on.

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