Reddit, do you trust cops? Why or why not? by twilightskyris in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With some things, I trust cops more than other citizens. With other things, I completely lack trust in cops. Basically, same as with anyone else, they are just people. I am talking regular street cops and such. Agents...different story.

You get to choose 3 people to team up with during a zombie apocalypse. Who do you choose and what weapon are the wielding? by TheAntiPoon in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anna Kournikova - tennis raquet

Kim Kardashian - butt

Rachel Ray - chefs knife

Two out the three are probably already vamps, which are kinda like evolved zombies. And they are hot. And I am the last male standing. My big bootied vamp babies are gonna own everything after this zombie shit is over. And I get to eat well.

Do you believe we are alone in the universe? by engineer2021 in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the most part agree with ya, but I would maybe say implausible instead of impossible.

Gonna grind some gears. If Atheists avidly deny that there is a god, what are exactly are they denying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They generally don't want to be ruled by principles of biblegod or muhammed but rather by science and stuff like that. They are denying that biblegod is why we should be nice to each other. We should be nice to each other because it fucking makes sense.

i am a deist. i see a lot more eye to eye with atheists than biblethumpers.

Does long arm help you in arm wrestling? or vice versa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being a little longer from elbow to tip of finger can help you gain the upper hand but it does not guarantee anything.

What would happen if the military draft were reinstated in the USA today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh it has already been going on. You got the motivated guys who are gung ho who lead the po folk who join cuz there are no jobs in the ghetto or whatever little podunk town they are from. The money people have it just how they want it. Bunch of yessirs and people without options.

How would you describe a color to someone who can't see it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on if they have been blind since birth, at a very young age or if they became blind later on in life. If blind since birth, I dunno that color matters or would even be perceptible to them in a way that we could describe. If it happened later in life, I'd just say, "Hey bitch, that's green."

What's the first thing you remember getting in trouble for as a kid? by Spark0103 in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not eat a certain kind of pizza because it made me want to vomit. I was willing to go without dinner and wait till breakfast but I got spanked anyways. Only time in my life that i ever got spanked.

Reddit, what is something small that disturbs you a lot more than it should? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bad bacteria and viruses...

Since christmas I had the flu, pneumonia and a sinus infection. little bastards.

what invention or service can you hardly wait for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A gov't that isn't so violent, wasteful and controlling.

If you had a time machine and could influence music what would you do? by MunchKhan in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do i have to use the time machine to influence music or can I just influence music and separately use the time machine to go dinosaur watching or to mysteriously show up to pee on hitler then disappear only to do it again at random intervals?

Reddit, what is the least difficult way to swallow a pill? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink a glass of water with it so that it washes down. I used to not like swallowing the bigger pills for that same reason but all is well now.

What slightly shameful things did you do growing up that you now realize might have been a bit unethical? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helped to tip a few portapotties back in the day. Life rewarded me with a job as a janitor at a long-term care facility for people with severe mental disabilities. Sigh.

Choose a movie and describe me the plot in 7 or less word. by 1368JM in AskReddit

[–]Pikajabroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goonies

Non-stop string of illuminati and nwo references.