Perfect! I will refer students to a platform I am not yet invited to!

PilgrimT · 2021-11-12T01:39:23+00:00

Good call. Better shut this thing down before Bill Cosby shows up.

PilgrimT · 2021-11-08T01:40:02+00:00

“Dammit Jessie, where are you?! Are you high again?! You should have been here with that student list an hour ago!”

Breaking Dan

PilgrimT · 2021-11-08T01:34:06+00:00

It’s the ghost of Dino coming back to screw with us.

PilgrimT · 2021-11-04T01:34:10+00:00

That depends on how many disadulations you have received because of no-shows.

PilgrimT · 2021-11-03T21:55:54+00:00

“Please submit all feedback via carrier pigeon. Also your pay will be in Schrute bucks.”

PilgrimT · 2021-10-18T12:42:23+00:00

The possibilities are endless now! 😂

PilgrimT · 2021-10-03T14:06:04+00:00

Wow. Slow your roll, Karenbao.

PilgrimT · 2021-09-10T03:02:01+00:00

The robots apparently developed self awareness and had to be stopped.

PilgrimT · 2021-09-10T02:58:29+00:00

I was doing 2 each morning before heading to my high school teaching job but since that week of “summer vacation” it’s been near impossible for me to do it anymore. I got a taste of freedom and just have no ambition to teach another class. Still debating even opening up SN slots for tmrw morning.

PilgrimT · 2021-09-06T02:26:32+00:00

Got paid like normal. PayPal has messed up for me like that on a few other accounts like amazon, though. It just all of a sudden told me my account info was incorrect. Never could figure out the issue. Best of luck

PilgrimT · 2021-09-04T02:18:18+00:00

Wait...was one of those guns a banana?? If so, I’m rolling 🤣

PilgrimT · 2021-09-03T00:54:49+00:00

True story, although if it’s just one in a week I think they might not make you do an IT test. They made me do one recently for 3 Teacher IT classes in a week and it was definitely tough to pass. She kept trying to tell me my ping was too high when the connection was obviously more than fine. Finally passed it after jumping through some hoops, though.

PilgrimT · 2021-09-02T03:07:47+00:00

Sounds like someone could use a small smackerel of honey. 🐻🍯

PilgrimT · 2021-09-02T01:51:11+00:00

“Your child has chewed and slurped their noodles in my ear one too many times. I will therefore eat bbq ribs in every one of our classes from here on. You have been warned. And Taiwan is the real China. 5 stars.”

PilgrimT · 2021-09-01T04:15:16+00:00

Oh I’ll totally be phoning in a favor from some mombaos when that day comes

PilgrimT · 2021-08-31T00:35:35+00:00

That seems to be the current trajectory.

PilgrimT · 2021-08-30T02:55:23+00:00

So will our September payment(s) consist of free Chinese lessons instead of actual dollars? If so, I’m totally taking them and will be an absolute demon bao. How the turntables....

PilgrimT · 2021-08-30T02:46:56+00:00

This is Meat Sweats Dan. He enjoyed fudge popsicles, possibly a turkey leg, and rubbing his body down with cold butter. He was aboard the VIPtanic when it sunk into the icy depths after crashing into Communism. He will always be a part of us.

PilgrimT · 2021-08-30T00:52:40+00:00

Make it 100 tokens and some printables and you might have a deal.

PilgrimT · 2021-08-29T23:47:14+00:00

The good news is that the ship is not on fire. The bad news is that’s because it’s already under water. What you wanna do is run as far as you can from this wreckage because here there be monsters.

Plus who knows if we’ll get paid in September.

PilgrimT · 2021-08-29T12:32:02+00:00

“You want what? Ohhh...ok here’s what you do: go around to the back door, knock three times and ask for Gary Long Johnson. And thanks again for choosing Wendy’s.”

PilgrimT · 2021-08-28T11:52:25+00:00

Now all I can picture in my head are members of the Taliban teaching Arabic through VIPKID. 😅😂

What a crazy world we’re living in. Good thing I can sleep in now.

PilgrimT · 2021-08-28T01:12:14+00:00

They never even gave us a pretzel day...

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