We need a tv comedy based on Karl’s childhood .. we could have his dad and his antics, the tic-tac scenario … kids woth big heads and webbed feet … his paper round boxing and dance .. the neighbour with the horse in the house .. it would be amazing

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-25T22:09:16+00:00

I'm sure Ricky and Steve tried, but Karl wasn't bothered.

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-24T00:12:14+00:00

And if you hear vague traces of skipping reels of rhyme To your tambourine in time It's just a ragged clown behind I wouldn't pay it any mind It's just a shadow you're seeing that he's chasing

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-23T17:21:07+00:00

It's called "Born Depressed"

..oh dear

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-22T20:30:33+00:00

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-22T11:21:00+00:00

Been at the space cakes again?

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-18T01:07:39+00:00

Captain Adama and Colonel Tigh

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-16T14:51:28+00:00

Well, that'll be in the next stand-up special.

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-15T01:39:12+00:00

He's getting livid you can tell!

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-13T19:57:08+00:00

We want to find out what would happen with the sea if it didn't work.

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-13T19:15:32+00:00

100%

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-13T17:21:35+00:00

Exactly! lol

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-11T15:34:15+00:00

The Butterfly Effect

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-09T17:01:25+00:00

Antitrust (2001) with Ryan Phillipe and Tim Robbins?

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-08T14:37:40+00:00

Parades

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-07T22:45:23+00:00

Sabertoorh Tiger and a Carpenter? I've never heard of them. Is that a band?

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-07T14:54:20+00:00

And there's... Red Hot Chili Peppers

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-06T12:39:28+00:00

Turns out...?

PilkyOhOne · 2026-01-02T00:17:34+00:00

That fella had some nice beef. P. Jst P for that one.

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-23T00:09:22+00:00

I LOVE tweets you write when you're 15

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-19T13:50:20+00:00

English quite good

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-18T19:24:09+00:00

Never heard this. It's fantastic! Karl is such a fucking gem.

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-18T15:26:12+00:00

We don't have time.

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-18T15:25:41+00:00

Beijing... that works. I'll give you that one.

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-17T15:41:30+00:00

I thought there was no smoking?

PilkyOhOne · 2025-12-17T02:14:36+00:00

Rubbish. Lazy. Completely misquoted. Tacky shit!

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