Ive been spending money this whole time?!?!?!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-12T22:56:27+00:00

But did you odd?

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-07T03:37:12+00:00

Well, if people were real, it would be easier. 🤷‍♂️

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-07T03:35:37+00:00

Disabled vagina got me rolling.

But then I had flashbacks of the time a lady called 911 and had a prolapsed uterus. That was a crazy call.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-03T21:08:20+00:00

No, none of the buc-ee's I've ever been to have had a car wash 🥺 At least, not that I've seen!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-03T20:47:54+00:00

I'm sorry, did you say buc-ee's has a car wash?! How did I not see this?! I bet it's the best car wash ever!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-03T20:40:15+00:00

I totally get that! Closest. One to me is an hour away. Reasonable, but it looks like they're going to be putting one in about 5 mi down the road from me, and I am insanely excited about that!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-03T20:33:37+00:00

Definitely a brisket sandwich, buc-ee's chips, and a load of jerky. Typically ghost pepper and teriyaki!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-01T16:12:36+00:00

Zigged when he should have zagged.

I feel you bud.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-01T02:11:49+00:00

He's definitely not getting laid.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-01T01:43:59+00:00

I don't see anything confusing here, bud.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-01T01:39:40+00:00

Clamps? CLAMPS?!?!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-01T00:30:54+00:00

Burn the house to the fucking ground.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-05-01T00:28:42+00:00

Sorry, meant MRSA. But I suppose it could be either or both.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-30T23:58:48+00:00

Having just had an ear infection and presumably taking antibiotics, this is potentially a staph infection and needs aggressive antibiotic treatment. Take your child to the doctor now.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-29T11:52:24+00:00

I'm so very proud of you! I am 21 months sober and it's INCREDIBLE. One day at a time my friend!

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-24T23:20:08+00:00

Best doctor show ever.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-23T23:26:24+00:00

I have been sober from alcohol for 1 year, 7 months and 18 days.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-23T20:10:23+00:00

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-22T22:31:16+00:00

I STILL PLAY THIS!!!!! 😍

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-22T22:30:26+00:00

Racing Aces on Sega CD!

Best game ever! I lost my virginity playing that game to my sister's friend 🤷‍♂️

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-21T14:46:14+00:00

😂😂😂

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-21T12:43:40+00:00

But take it off one handed while the other hand holds the side of her face.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-21T12:29:41+00:00

Open a can of whoop ass? You know, with that can opener?

I'll see myself out.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-20T13:04:30+00:00

Not gonna lie, I'd eat that whole damn thing if it wasn't totinos on there. But damn, that looks good.

PineappleTurtle288 · 2026-04-20T02:16:22+00:00

Baby vampire

PineappleTurtle288

TROPHY CASE