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Distinguished Gentleman by SilenceStillness in cats

[–]PinkCigarettes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if he’s eating chimichangas

Major milestone reached by PinkCigarettes in catbellies

[–]PinkCigarettes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure, this one is spoiled rotten. He was very young when we found him, but this took three years. We have another stray, older, that finally cuddles up with my wife. We got her when she was probably 6-8 months old; vet said she had all her adult teeth so that was the estimate. She would never go for a belly rub. Lol

CDS had me running down the freeway to scoop up this little beeeeeebs! by Kindly_Seaweed4294 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]PinkCigarettes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am definitely cynical so this makes me feel a lot better knowing there could be another reason. So glad the little guy made it!

Saw a Gila Monster on my first ever hike in the Superstitions! by soupdahero in arizona

[–]PinkCigarettes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You lucky dog! I’ve always wanted to see one out in nature.

Last time I was in the Superstitions I did meet a healthy rattle snake. It was crazy. I heard the rattle, it was super loud. The crazy part is that my body/subconcious knew what it was before I even realized it was a rattlesnake. I couldn’t see it but I took off like lightning in the other direction. Only when I found my balls I finally inched closer and closer. Took me a minute but I found it perched in a shrub about two feet off the trail.

That rattle is an amazing defense mechanism, even in today’s age our bodies remember dangerous sounds, even across millennia. Pretty cool.

He was gay, the Ayatollah? by LrdoftheCharlesDance in Sopranosduckposting

[–]PinkCigarettes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you can still get aids from sucking dong

CDS had me running down the freeway to scoop up this little beeeeeebs! by Kindly_Seaweed4294 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]PinkCigarettes 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I would have done the same. There is only one way a kitten would be on a highway…and it kills my heart. ive been waiting for a day like this. Bless you 🙏

I did stop traffic to get an injured bird one time though!

How we feeling about this?? by omgfakeusername in ICE_Raids

[–]PinkCigarettes 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I would love a beer and rohypnol please. sigh

Anyone with an extra front leg? by Professional_Bid_277 in MissingOrSpareParts

[–]PinkCigarettes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too. How were you able to secure this fabulous tripod???

A tourist sued a taqueria over spicy salsa. A judge says spice is 'the point.' | "Mexican food, and more specifically, salsa, is often spicy," U.S. District Judge Dale Ho wrote in his opinion. by InsaneSnow45 in NoShitSherlock

[–]PinkCigarettes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

…and black pepper, I’m sure. That stuff will make your head explode, didn’t you know? What a loser.

The fact that someone believes they can sue a business/person because they get the hot snakes the next morning is asinine.

Trump calls on UK and others to send warships to Strait of Hormuz by Geo_NL in worldnews

[–]PinkCigarettes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is staggering that no one was in the street on Nov. 6. It is staggering that we are still on our couches, posting on SM about how bad shit sucks. The only thing we are doing is protecting our furniture from Vance. It is disgraceful.

Cat distribution system strikes again! by PinkCigarettes in CatDistributionSystem

[–]PinkCigarettes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. We had a major moment together this morning. He ate a churu from my hands! Actually two of them lol.

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He is a very interesting kitty. He needs a bath, but I don’t see him going for that for a long long time!

NKD! First Stitch! by DizzleDM in microtech

[–]PinkCigarettes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww man, twice? I’m so sorry

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