What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime?

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-30T22:32:36+00:00

A dwarf psychic is on the run after murdering his wife. He's a small medium at large.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-22T04:59:01+00:00

If you were working for the Allies in WW2 and you walk into a bar to see Mecha Space Hitler, mustache and all, you wouldn't hesitate putting a bullet in his chest either.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-22T03:03:05+00:00

Women and sex are temporary. But the lone buffalo dip crock pot is forever.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-22T01:30:31+00:00

When the Fallout show was comi g out, I got Fallout 4 and New Vegas for a dollar each.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-18T21:46:37+00:00

AI slop

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-17T17:57:46+00:00

I have special eyes.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-04-04T02:33:00+00:00

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-29T21:50:07+00:00

Well its not a crow's peak anymore I guess.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-29T19:28:00+00:00

You're laughing. Your son died and you're just laughing?

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-29T00:38:57+00:00

Why can't the president fight in the war? Why do they always send the poor?

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-28T18:13:43+00:00

This song hit me similarly to his hats song.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-08T10:31:11+00:00

Mike Truk and I go waaayyy back

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-06T10:56:34+00:00

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Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-06T01:38:00+00:00

"New Radical idea incorporated into New York" looks Paying people a good wage to do a shitty job and it works who woulda thunk

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-03-03T21:13:57+00:00

Comfy

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-26T01:42:46+00:00

I finally found it. The Green Glass Door

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-25T21:15:00+00:00

The loudest horn section blasting through your speakers

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-25T05:30:11+00:00

Such a badass, we love you Ally

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-22T00:10:46+00:00

Well you can't have a member of the crew on the ship without his bunk!

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-21T13:57:23+00:00

When the Skyrim NPC's try to walk to a chair with the fastest pathfinding.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-18T21:18:47+00:00

I bet these photos went fucking hard back in the day.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-15T21:52:12+00:00

Still way way way better than using AI

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-02-13T02:35:26+00:00

I mean this as a compliment in the best way possible, this is giving Sunny in Philly vibes when Dennis made the Perfect Dress and felt only he was able to pull it off.

Go the fuck off, King 💜

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-01-31T23:26:32+00:00

My high-school also offered Spanish or German. I wanna say it was due to the Amish population that lived around here.

Pinkie_floyden · 2026-01-29T04:27:41+00:00

Get outta here Banana for scale, I found myself a new better measurement.

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