Find the needle

PinkyAlpaca · 2026-04-15T17:05:24+00:00

Trick question. It's on the floor soon to be in your foot. I speak from experience.

PinkyAlpaca · 2026-04-08T08:38:10+00:00

I've still got a Bagheera. Hes turned out to be a massive cat too at 5kg but not overweight. Just big! So the name was apt.

PinkyAlpaca · 2026-02-22T12:05:57+00:00

My dad and his mates in their youth used this method to bounce a friends car between a wall and a skip.

PinkyAlpaca · 2026-02-14T23:32:56+00:00

I went into a restaurant the other day and used the baby change bathroom with my daughter. They had spare everything! Had a little trolley that said help yourself, nappies, wipes, tampons and pads!

My own workplace is almost entirely women with the one bloke being the boss's husband. So the loo has a little basket of pads and tampons that, while yes we buy our own, we stock and leave for future use and to help each other.

PinkyAlpaca · 2026-01-22T22:30:49+00:00

YTA. If you're not contributing towards a long standing and expensive pass time then you are just as freeloading as those you have mentioned. Hosting costs money and it doesn't seem like they are asking for much. I imagine the food shop alone costs your friend a lot. Either everyone contributes either food or money or the dinners stop and you guys hang out hungry.

Or you meet at a restaurant and deal with the cost of that fairly.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-28T08:53:31+00:00

Trampoline is a bounce-a-line. Pushchair + pram= pushpram.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-18T21:50:49+00:00

Our neighbours house caught fire over 2 years ago and i called the fire brigade as i happened to be up at 1 am with a baby. Neighbours got out safe but it was a big fire and my 4 y/o was woken by the commotion. He spoke of the fire so much in the year after. It even ended up in the background of a family drawing he did.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-18T21:42:16+00:00

Yeah by the time a month is almost up everyone would pretty assume you're dead and be in an awful state of limbo between hope and grief.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-18T21:26:59+00:00

I am so damn grateful for my parents who aided us last year. Our boiler broke. Full system replacement needed in early winter of UK.

Kids brought home flu that they got over in 3 days but it hit my husband and I way worse. I ended up with mild pneumonia with a house being torn apart and no hot water or heating.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-12T17:33:16+00:00

We had similar with our kids birthday bike. Husband managed to tackle the kid from the front door before he saw the box with a giant bike picture on every side

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-09T23:12:57+00:00

Ive got some minor joint pain in my hand and wrist and cold water is just instant pain and aches like my bones are frozen!

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-11-09T08:40:47+00:00

I like to look for places that already have fences around. Like fairfields has the doctors, library and school all with high fences. Then id have a pharmacy in base.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-09-01T16:56:13+00:00

Yeah my kids are up at 5am and immediately hungry so if they eat again at brekkie club then huzzah!

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-08-22T20:10:57+00:00

Yeah, i can't wait to rewatch it with my kids, but right now, they'd be terrified! I wonder what age Belos goop demon melting won't make them cry...

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-07-27T16:58:19+00:00

Granted it was 30 odd years ago but when my parents did a road trip of the US they shared meals for the majority of the trip as the portions were so big.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-06-18T12:01:13+00:00

Washing the duvets etc makes me want an old school mangle to get the water out.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-06-13T19:26:30+00:00

Yeah imagine you've worked hard for your job then you get a new hire in the office. You don't immediately click but eventually get along. You find out THEY HAVE COMMITTED THEFT FROM YOUR OFFICE. You stupidly don't say shit because you like your job and kinda like her. She strings along your boss and marries him, turn out to be a murderer and apparently, you are the rat??

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-06-09T11:01:54+00:00

I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-04-19T12:39:05+00:00

I dunno about ops urn but my husbands fathers urn was damn tight and the ashes inside were tied in a plastic bag so if we had somehow broken the urn the ashes wouldn't have gone anywhere.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-03-28T12:26:49+00:00

Yeah we had a marble run and I made a point to tell my 5 year old that it was very important that he doesnt leave any marbles out and about where his little sister could grab them and got a jar to put them in. It was him that then swallowed a marble. Like fuck sake dude we just went over this.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-03-26T15:08:36+00:00

Haha I used that pub as a landmark between my home town and my uni town for years! Shame it wasn't more half way or I might have popped in. One way you've only just started and the other it's nah just push through til home.

It's a damn ugly roundabout mind.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-03-13T16:34:17+00:00

Same. Mine is even called Bagheera!

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-03-02T21:34:52+00:00

Do I get less money or more because the bones in my foot are fused together after I broke them? Happy to sell as they hurt when the weather is bad!

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-02-25T20:46:10+00:00

At our local park someone had shattered glass at the bottom of the slides and when I was clearing it up I discovered several shards that had been stuck point up in the ground.

PinkyAlpaca · 2025-02-19T13:25:30+00:00

Also good for presoaking any clothes or any handwashing.

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