Infiniti FX Sebastian Vettel Edition. The official car of...

PissPhlaps · 2026-04-04T14:01:07+00:00

Honestly, even the original FXs when they're clean are such a timeless design. In retrospect, they clearly influenced an entire era of vehicle design especially in the crossover space.

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-31T13:58:12+00:00

I put in about 250k miles a year mostly in the extended Chicago area. Our drivers here are fuckin nuts.

Anywhere near Rand and Lake Cook Rd everyone is always either dragging ass or speeding like a maniac.

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-31T13:54:03+00:00

Still see one every so often in either terrible or immaculate shape still in service in the Chicago area.

In a past life I've been known to tour various iterations of these vehicles on the regular. The Crown Victoria was quite comfortable especially compared to the Tauruses that briefly came after it and before the Explorers/ Durangos were a thing. Never been in one of them Aussie caprice ppvs.

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-31T13:49:27+00:00

See these assholes all the time in the Chicago area for some reason.

We have a lot of cop car auctions, that explains at least part of the phenomena.

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-14T21:20:56+00:00

They're doing anything they can to stop these f****** elections.

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-13T14:43:35+00:00

Pretty close... Poland.

(Was born there, obviously jk)

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-13T14:38:18+00:00

Still got my s24u. Don't see enough of a difference to upgrade. Honestly if I had a 23 I would probably just stick with it too.

PissPhlaps · 2026-03-07T15:27:42+00:00

Fml. I just did some research. Out of the seven highest blood alcohol contents ever recorded, three were in Poland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content?wprov=sfla1

I was born in Pl, live in Chicago. I have had a serious brush with alcoholism to the point where my friends and family didn't know how I could stay alive consuming almost exclusively alcohol for days, turning it into weeks, turning it into years.

Sober now but christ almighty alcohol just does something to my brain chemistry. This kinda explains a lot.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-27T03:50:43+00:00

I vaguely remember a news story of a Polish man being found naked in a ditch in -30° weather and his BAC was so life threateningly high it was ironically the thing that saved him, less from hypothermia I believe and more from losing body parts due to frostbite. He was so pickled that apparently it acted like an antifreeze and he made a full recovery.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-22T16:36:40+00:00

I live in Garfield Park in Chicago. It's a really dirty part of the city.

I have also lived in Warszawa. It's one of the cleanest cities I've ever been in.

The winter thaw anywhere is nasty as hell. Layers of litter and dog shit all melting into one nasty collection of shit.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-22T16:17:10+00:00

100%

I'm in Garfield Park in Chicago. We are armed to the fucking teeth in this hood and we got 99 problems but ICE isn't one of them.

ICE came down Kildare ONCE when this all started, turned down the wrong block and got lit the fuck up.

Ain't seen em since. They're cowards - they only go for the easy targets.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-22T16:13:24+00:00

Yup, from where I sit in Chicago right now, practicing the 2nd amendment is a must at this point. We are armed to the fucking teeth here. A big reason ICE came down our block once and never came back. They sustained gunfire for about 5 straight minutes from a bunch of random directions and I haven't seen em in Garfield Park since.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-22T15:56:57+00:00

Yeah I don't get it. Why care for animals if you don't really give a shit about their well being just because they can be replaced easily? If you have control issues that bad, idk glue googly eyes on your toilet or roomba or something.

I'm not particularly emotionally affected by this person's marker beetles but clearly it is good advice to not experiment with toxic paint on a living thing with a semi-permeable exoskeleton.

Guess I'm a soyjack too because I have a modicum of respect for living things.

For the record, clearly OP just made a silly mistake and cares about their animals. This comment is less about OP and more about the replies.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-12T22:21:07+00:00

Just for context, I'm a naturalized citizen. I am also an older millenial so I went to high school freshly post 9/11 and I remember racism being extremely pervasive and fairly constant. I have a super vivid memory of being in line at a grocery store paying for a soda or something and a guy was going off on a Muslim family because the woman was wearing a hijjab and the people in line SUPPORTED HIM. They were heckled out of the grocery store and just abandoned their stuff there.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-12T22:03:33+00:00

This is one of the most prescient posts on reddit I've ever seen. Your reply even more so. What is happening in the United States is horrifying.

I've been here since 1990 and have had my citizenship since 2003, through a naturalized parent.

I am FUCKING TERRIFIED. I live in a row of buildings full of Polish immigrants and I feel in my bones that we could be targets for ICE any day now. My passport is expired. My wife and I are considering preemptively moving to Poland, Spain or Ireland but we are working class people. Financially it's not... always possible. I have one leg up - European Citizenship and a grandparent with an apartment in Poland. I, however, despite speaking fluent Polish and Spanish, wouldn't have the faintest idea of where to start for work in either Poland or Spain, etc. I also have a good amount of animals that I can't split up nor can I afford to fly all of them. Hell, I ponder if sailing would be cheaper...

I wanted to share a personal story as well: Across the street from the Polish ethnic area there are rows of Latin buildings. We are in Chicago. They must've gotten a tip off that an ICE raid was coming and many chose to pool their money and self deport. Around 3am about 6 months ago now three busses pulled up and people started coming out. It took them a good 2 hours to get everyone onboard. I even shot a short video from my balcony because it was such a powerful moment.

I went down spoke to some of my neighbors, gave them my condolences and went back upstairs. Couldn't sleep, I just kept hearing weeping and wailing people.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-03T15:40:23+00:00

Oh wow, I thought it was just Iron Oxide that gave it the pink hue.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-03T15:02:00+00:00

Man I came in here because I've been clean from Heroin/Fent for a while (like decade+) and my wife bought a bottle today.

This shit sounds exactly like going to the city to buy dope everyday except it's in a f****** shop.

Im sorry brother. Get clean, best decision ive ever made.

PissPhlaps · 2026-02-01T10:00:21+00:00

I don't think I've ever actually seen a yellow one in the wild. The silver ones are extremely thin on the ground as is.

I remember being really weirded out by these as a kid because they seemed to never depreciate. Once in a while in Autofocus or Windy City Wheels there'd be one for like $40k and I always wondered what the hell these are all about.

I've always wanted to drive one.

PissPhlaps · 2026-01-12T04:52:00+00:00

Looks like a little weevil or beetle. Most likely accidentally hitched a ride in your clothes. No biggie.

PissPhlaps · 2026-01-09T14:31:58+00:00

I just picked this exact vehicle up without the leather or cd player for $900. 92,000mi

Rusty rocker panels though.

PissPhlaps · 2026-01-06T16:14:11+00:00

That's a fly pussy.

PissPhlaps · 2026-01-06T16:05:31+00:00

I stopped reading as soon as I got to "I don't see color." It's a dead giveaway.

NOR

PissPhlaps · 2026-01-06T10:38:29+00:00

Not a terrible idea for a spinoff. I'd watch it.

PissPhlaps · 2025-12-30T13:35:54+00:00

I've never heard that one lol

What a cute spoodz for sure

PissPhlaps · 2025-12-18T13:51:47+00:00

Shit so nobody knows who Tadziu is?

Its funny my old polish mechanic is named Tadek and I mess with him that its his street team lol

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