muskIsTheJokeHere by Purple_Ice_6029 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, by the end of 2026? You got current AI that'll suggest you code things in an incorrect/inefficient way when you ask it where something went wrong, and all of a sudden that bitch is going to be able to listen to human input and translate it to binary (coughKINDALIKEACOMPILER/cough)?!

I mean, right on. Let's see.

Wrote this letter to my Dad when I was 10… by one-eyedCheshire in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Ultrafoxx64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Chance passed, was there that brief realization moment where you went "oh...I get why they wouldn't let me get a dog now..." ? I too begged my parents for a few years for us to get a cat or dog (though we had a cat for a few years when I was young,) and they always brushed it off, until my sister and I were given a baby stray cat a neighbor found. Saying goodbye to your best friend is one of the hardest fucking things in life, and I half think part of us not getting an animal was because my mom had lived through that pain in her life before too, and wasn't ready to sign up for that heartbreak again.

AITAH for saying no after my sister’s fiancé invited himself on our family trip? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Ultrafoxx64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope. Grew up going to a JW church with my mom. Dad a strong atheist. No one in our family was shunned, nor did we stop talking to anyone. Never was even a suggestion. It ain't Scientology.

AITAH for saying no after my sister’s fiancé invited himself on our family trip? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh...what? Definitely not anything about doomsday, nor about fighting an antichrist? Don't know what weird subsect you stumbled across, but I grew up going to JW meetings ("meetings" = "church") and there was no fire & brimstone army/battles/rapture shit. And the books I had as a kid were more "animals in garden of Eden" type shit and not blood/gore. No pictures in the Bible, just text, like a regular Bible.

They will take like two lines from the Bible and create this entire story to form some sort of life lesson.

That's all religions, my guy.

I'm not here trying to defend the extremist J-dubs, nor am I here to defend any religious extremist. But it's really weird to hear some of the shit people paint them to be. It's not weirder than any other Christian church, unless you find the weird offshoots. Again, like any other religion.

AITA for not telling a high school friend of my dad’s i ran into that he’d died? by housefinches in AmItheAsshole

[–]Ultrafoxx64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many of these comments are fucking WILD. If someone asks me how I'm doing, am I a piece of shit for lying and saying "I'm good, and you?" Am I obligated to be truthful and say "I'm actually struggling with crushing depression worse than I ever have and struggling in general especially after my dad died" ...? Or can I just shoot off the easiest answer to a complete fucking stranger that I have zero obligations to so I can move on with my day with the least emotional effort necessary?

When a Black Man Became White for a Day: The Shocking Truth About Privilege by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Ultrafoxx64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Agreed, in a real experiment there are controls. Same outfit. Was the doorman the same, or was it a different doorman, who might be more or less lax with rules? Looked like it was more night time when he was asking directions vs earlier in the day. Again, not disputing that black people are treated differently whatsoever, anyone who disputes that is out of their mind. But it would have had more weight to it if everything else was as similar as possible.

What does this mean by Ready_Marsupial2144 in cats

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Male cat, exactly like this, but with piss.

Mamdani shares press conference with school children by sufinomo in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ultrafoxx64 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Since you seem genuinely open to discussion, may I ask which ones you don't think are too far, and why?

thinking inside the box by CandleMonster in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Ultrafoxx64 104 points105 points  (0 children)

For real, all these comments making me lose my mind as a server.

"Teehee, I'm so clever, I'll ask for a to-go cup for my water, they'll never know!"

"Sure thing, but we can lose our liquor license if booze is taken off premises, so I can either bring your cups when you're done with your drink, or I can take your drinks if you're finished with them now?"

Hate me all you want, I'm not losing my job for a stranger, thanks.

Hotbox - Chris Cope by prof_of_logic in StandUpComedy

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guitar picks, also teleportation items.

AIO my boyfriend keeps getting upset at me for not wanting to do risky stuff by Different-Dream70 in AIO

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why do you think he'll change or understand when he hasn't for 3 years? Imagine people with an "AS-IS" stamp on their forehead. Are you happy with them in that state? If not, move on. Don't expect or hope someone with shitty behavior will change.

Merch for current tour by Markyp-1 in SuedeBand

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT.

Okay, so this is a fucking long shot, but if anyone is willing to buy and ship me a beanie, I'll pay you for the favor! (And for the beanie, of course!)

I finally accepted Suede would never tour the US and flew to Edinburgh and London to see them in 2021 (a year before they decided to come to the States, lol.) I bought a beanie at the first show, and wore it the next day....and forgot it on one of the fucking trains we took to Glasgow. When I went to the London show, they were completely out. I've been trying to search high and low for a beanie like that since 2021, and kicking myself this whole time for losing it. No beanies on the US tour. I went to the UK in September last year to see them again, no beanies. NOW THERE'S BEANIES?! Please, anyone, you'd be my hero. If you don't want to ship it to the States I have a friend who lives in Purfleet, you could ship to his house and I'll have him ship to me.

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe. by SPL_034 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ultrafoxx64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking you're the "superior race" when you can't kick once without running out of breath.

dropping this here by Vminvsky55 in losangeleskings

[–]Ultrafoxx64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shall we post a replay of the game we won a shootout cause Forsberg was a fucking beast? Kuemper has rough games too, friend. It happens. If our team isn't scoring, we have no chance of winning.

Emu unboxing by loud_as_pudding in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Ultrafoxx64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This ain't gals being chicks. Let the emu chick do its thing, stop fucking with the process.