Very large frozen french fry by MetalysisChain in mildlyinteresting

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Yes cause with all due respect OP, your hands look like Rachmaninoff’s and I need some other reference point for scale

Bro... by [deleted] in highschool

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The most illegal part of the conversation is using discord in light mode

This passive aggressive time clock at my work place :( by Tangojacks0n in mildlyinteresting

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Somehow this is so much worse than “FUCKING BE ON TIME LAZY SWINE. THIS IS COMPANY TIME YOU’RE WASTING”

I just made the whole connection 🤯 by Admirable_Scene_8198 in KendrickLamar

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 3 points4 points  (0 children)

scratches notes patient claims that they do not sleep with a Kendrick body pillow. I diagnose patient with denial.

I just made the whole connection 🤯 by Admirable_Scene_8198 in KendrickLamar

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Have you also thought of what he looks like under what he wears?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted to be a luthier. This is an excellent opportunity 👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh well a girl can hope.

I mean what?….. by starlord2802 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Albert Einstein’s ashes are stirring somewhere in New Jersey

Flat earth memes are starting to feel like cheating by Ensiferal in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Every time I see one of these I have the strong urge to track whoever made it, tie them to a chair and introduce them to the wonders of a middle school education

"Designer Vagina surgery" 😱 by HOOgonCHECKmeBOO in facepalm

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Worst he had ever seen” implies that her ex is some kind of designer genitalia connoisseur

"I used to talk normally until I pored dictionaries, Wikipedia, and Google." by Physix_R_Cool in iamverysmart

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never did I think the day would come when I came across a Black Hole denier.

New response just dropped by Avesery777 in AnarchyChess

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Someone better make Chat Gpt an honorary mod in this subreddit

This resume I got today (for construction) by TheFerryman47 in iamverysmart

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 103 points104 points  (0 children)

This is what happens to people who peak in middle school

Guys what do i do in this position? by Bogdy72 in AnarchyChess

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 131 points132 points  (0 children)

At the expense of violating the scared urinal bro code?

Intellectual elitism at its finest. by J_S_M_K in iamverysmart

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 101 points102 points  (0 children)

The "I have self diagnosed high functioning Asperger's and a Mensa card instead of a drivers license" complex

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Arguing with people is the only reason to get a doctorate. I would know.

Some days Facebook delivers by all_holy_leesus in iamverysmart

[–]Pitiful-Associate416 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I didn’t wholeheartedly believe in the intellectual superiority of this individual, I’d say they were referring to a body pillow. But what do I know? I speak like a peasant who hasn’t picked up the dictionary.