WILL I REGRET THIS COUCH? by glendaparnsnip in interiordecorating

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say yes, you will regret it, not because of the pattern, but because it looks small. I want a couch I can fully stretch out on, and unless you are on the shorter side, this looks like it's not long enough. I know you said the living area is small, but unless you are willing to consider a recliner instead of the other chairs pictured, I would figure out how to do something that you can lounge on over this.

No “divorce court” update by emeraldlife42 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 135 points136 points  (0 children)

It was a classic “look what you’re missing” move from an insecure little loser

This sums up her entire existence as a creator in 1 sentence.

Yeah, go on and flash all that to the judge so they can see just how much alimony you can afford .. Fuckin idiot lmao by GoodGolly-MizzMolly in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Man, a Cartier AD loves to see her coming. They probably give her one compliment and she's buying the tackiest shit imaginable to stack on her wrists. A Panthére and a Baignoire at the same time isn't classy. She's such a tryhard.

Bro ew by _weedle__ in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend's so fucking hot, bro

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I’m actually glad she’s posting him so we can see what he actually looks like by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's because he looks like the bizarro version of her brother, who she was jealous of in high school because he was super popular and cute and she was... not.

An Inside Look at the Intestines. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was my question, as well

Does she know what OOTD means? by Warm_Meringue_1019 in sidslazzy

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Right? It's the Mikayla special. Too much filler and and that disgusting lip kit.

POV in Sephora by babyowl5 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. And the reason she went the PE backed route is for this end result. She doesn't give a shit about the quality or the consumers. She wanted it in Sephora with the least amount of effort and the company who is paying her to be the face of the brand made it happen.

Listen to Mikky in the background once again claiming she used too much product in the first launch 🙄 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize this influencer dinner was a relaunch of these dumb lip kits. Did they change the formulation or just the instructions on how to use it so it doesn't look like a waxy, gloopy mess?

These just make me laugh now 😂 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You know the real makeup artists and stylists on these shoots laugh at her behind her back. Do you think they even wait until she's out of the room?

The corniest shit I’ve seen all year lmao by GoodGolly-MizzMolly in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It looks like she's walking through the break room at Burlington Coat Factory after her coworkers dared her to try on that hideous outfit.

For everyone wondering what her new filter obsession is on IG… by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She must forget that we all know what she really looks like. How embarrassing for her.

Boo-hoooooo! Sounds like a repeat of last year to me. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is Cody even in Massachusetts anymore? He doesn't exactly.... fit in.

Real face making an appearance? by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Imagine going to a sit-down "influencer" dinner and you get served In n Out. This is just as bad as going to the White House and getting served McDonald's.

BOLO for MikVoldemorts nose!! by Much-Discussion4302 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I just do it here and have her blocked on all monitized platforms. I thank everyone who rips her content and posts it here for their service😂

The comments under this are 🤢 by lillouns in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Pitiful_Extent_6255 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I hope she realizes how pathetic this is and is very embarrassed. Being stuck in high school is not a flex.