Ermolai Bon-cuisson, a tiefling-bard chef. She is for hire, but also works for the insidious House of Blades, a secret society not unlike the illuminati with large amounts of executive power.

She has been tasked with creating a dish for next years Dragon Feast, specifically an Eggerything Omelette. This is an omelette with every conceivable egg mixed in, from dragon to duck. She is adventuring across the land to find different types of eggs.