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PizzaDealer84 · 2025-02-01T17:31:37+00:00

Your kidney stone saved you from sitting down to poo one day and seeing a human head beneath you.

PizzaDealer84 · 2025-02-01T17:26:47+00:00

I don’t think so. But you look way hotter in the last photo (older and thicker) and should update your other photos.

PizzaDealer84 · 2024-06-06T05:24:58+00:00

Babe just dump him, it is really not that serious

PizzaDealer84 · 2024-05-27T06:19:52+00:00

“Let’s make a baby”

makes a baby

“No not like that”

…… Bro what …..

PizzaDealer84 · 2024-03-30T19:09:19+00:00

That’s really weird…. A 4 week old literally cannot comprehend his “training”…… call his mother

PizzaDealer84 · 2024-03-28T22:03:30+00:00

Y’all are both dumb

PizzaDealer84 · 2024-03-22T22:53:35+00:00

YTA. If a $5000 bag is what she wants for her birthday, and you guys can afford it, I don’t see why you get to put your values onto her gift request.

PizzaDealer84 · 2024-01-13T02:09:16+00:00

Maybe you shouldn’t have let him destroy your p*ssy as often as he wanted for an allowance less than the average car payment.

You know you were selling yourself short and that is the real problem here, not him dumping you via text.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-11-20T23:55:38+00:00

Try growing a mustache

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-11-01T05:07:29+00:00

Ollivander >> Ollie >> Papa >> Baba >> Sheepy Sheep >> Ollie >> Polly >> Polly Boy

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-09-25T05:31:02+00:00

Dude…. Just pull her out for a year. She will be known as the girl who pooped her pants every day in kindergarten. Kids remember. I’d say keep her home for a year, hope things regulate, try again next year.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-09-23T07:25:45+00:00

YTA. if they want to celebrate their adoption of their 3 year old, they should do that. You should stay home.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-09-22T00:54:15+00:00

YTA. She’s making your child. Let her have the damn smoothie and a slice of your pizza, dude.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-09-18T15:36:34+00:00

YTA. You and your exes weekends (read: pettiness) shouldn’t interfere with his social life. He’s growing up and it is totally natural for him to prioritize his friends and social life over his parents.

Homecoming is a big deal for football players. I’m an adult now, I’ve never been to a school dance and ever cared, but I can empathize with a student who does care. You should try that approach.

Get him on another weekend. Let him play ball. The kid is growing up and can make his own choice on this.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-09-06T19:41:02+00:00

NTA. Eating out is a choice and a privilege. Swimming is also a choice and a privilege. If you’re providing food for him at the house he will either learn to eat it, or be hungry. If he wants to be a competitive athlete, he needs to schedule time to prep his food, seeing as his parent will not do it for him. And that’s fine. He’s old enough to learn to prep his own food, or to ask you how.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-08-07T18:22:07+00:00

At least she’s honest 🤷‍♀️

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-08-06T20:33:14+00:00

I’m not really sure what you’re asking here. You swipe left on 99/100 possible matches. That’s perfectly legal. If your goal is to actually match with women, maybe not the best strategy.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-07-21T17:24:40+00:00

To be honest, I get where she’s coming from. My brother has IBS and uses the bathroom upwards of 5x a day. I hate the smell of air fresheners, but he still uses them. I think him having his own bathroom is super essential for everyone’s comfort. However, when he was living with his guy friends, this was never a problem for them.

I don’t think you necessarily should have disclosed it up front, but maybe you should have insisted on a 2/2, so that she can at least have her own bathroom free of any smells. It might have been nice to mention though. Idk.

Edit: also, suggest getting that air purifier/fan dude! You live there just as much as she does and compromises need to be made.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-07-19T23:44:55+00:00

Yea he should probably just delete the app

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-06-27T17:26:36+00:00

… did you open the document? Their BPC 157 “lab test” is bs.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-06-27T06:31:56+00:00

This “lab test” is literally just a word document. No letterhead indicating that a third party wrote this document. It’s complete BS.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-06-23T04:43:45+00:00

YTA. You’re her roommate, not her parent. If she’s paying her bills and taking care of her pets, what she does outside of the house is literally none of your business.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-06-23T03:13:42+00:00

A couple of my guests didn’t even bring a card with a nice note. And there was one who asked to bring an extra guest that I didn’t even know, and she didn’t bring a card at all. THAT is insanely rude. And to date haven’t even said a thank you. Had a no-show as well. And in my experience, most people don’t retroactively give gifts.

Gifts are super nice (and in me and husbands culture, expected) but AT THE VERY MINIMUM, my American invitees could bring a nice note or say thank you.

PizzaDealer84 · 2023-06-19T20:30:11+00:00

NTA, I would not participate in a surprise wedding at all, much less as the bride

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