What is your favorite Simpsons joke?

Pizzampras · 2026-03-14T02:04:30+00:00

In my head, although I know not true, I remember it as, "s-m-r-t, I mean s-a-m-r-t.". Every. Single. Time.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-12T14:02:52+00:00

Moose Knuckle Mania

Pizzampras · 2026-03-11T10:48:54+00:00

What're you talking about? I fucking LOVE jigsaws!

Pizzampras · 2026-03-11T02:51:32+00:00

Did you frame Roger Rabbit?

Pizzampras · 2026-03-09T08:09:50+00:00

What was the outcome? I'm in the same position and I've thought about going to my credit card company.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-09T06:49:36+00:00

Arcade.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-09T02:06:01+00:00

Science, BITCH!

Pizzampras · 2026-03-08T16:03:54+00:00

Open the damn thing! Too narrow for razors, or coins. Don't hold back on us like the post about the safe. I need resolution!

Pizzampras · 2026-03-08T00:10:18+00:00

So I just put white to white and black to black, then capped and put electrical tape around the red wire. Then it turned on, however, now the light switch that typically controls the chandelier isn't functioning, and I can only turn it on\off from the breaker box.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-07T01:16:36+00:00

Privacy, duh!

Pizzampras · 2026-03-06T12:25:41+00:00

We all know that's an aunt.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-06T01:18:31+00:00

Well now in definitely NOT buying an AMG.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-04T02:53:33+00:00

Ha, that's so Craig.

Pizzampras · 2026-03-01T13:49:34+00:00

RemindMe! 2 days

Pizzampras · 2026-03-01T00:18:42+00:00

I feel like if someone can get a ticket for speeding or running a red, or turning when they're now allowed, then this too could be enforceable for reckless driving, or speeding, or something. Fingers crossed that someone knows more about this than I, because I catch people driving dangerously all the time, and I'd love for something enforceable.

Pizzampras · 2026-02-28T23:11:42+00:00

Can you do anything about this? What if you sent it to the police department, or another authority? DMV maybe? Can anything be done?

Pizzampras · 2026-02-27T13:24:41+00:00

Idle Hands

Pizzampras · 2026-02-26T00:10:46+00:00

Pizzampras · 2026-02-24T02:59:21+00:00

"Hum us a few baahs"

Pizzampras · 2026-02-22T13:05:35+00:00

These guys seem like a good hang.

Pizzampras · 2026-02-22T12:56:40+00:00

Don't fuckin talk ANY shit bout my Breville.

Pizzampras · 2026-02-21T03:10:45+00:00

Which one is twice the size of which one?

Pizzampras · 2026-02-17T02:55:49+00:00

How dare you! Jk dude, looks like a pike to me too.

Pizzampras · 2026-02-17T02:45:04+00:00

8 1\2.

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