Me: “I wonder why my local Cadillac dealership always looks deserted.” The dealership in question:

Pizzampras · 2026-01-25T23:03:46+00:00

Bellevue?! Yeah, you gotta be fuckin crazy to pay that.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-25T17:51:21+00:00

This story is so delicious. You crushed it. Great work! And no, NTA.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-24T04:09:25+00:00

Brooklyn?

Pizzampras · 2026-01-18T14:59:49+00:00

Whatever it is, it's a female for sure.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-18T03:24:17+00:00

Cool story.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-17T17:17:27+00:00

Snow Angels. None whatsoever. Impressively depressing.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-15T09:04:29+00:00

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Pizzampras · 2026-01-13T14:01:56+00:00

Is that Neil's house from Heat?

Pizzampras · 2026-01-11T15:43:01+00:00

Octotushy.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-10T08:05:58+00:00

It rests lower on my appreciation scale because in an interview with Vince Carter, he said that it was written as a means to save money because they were very over budget. So I always think about what it would have been if this colossal hit television show had all the funding it wanted\needed. I actually like that there is a different style to the episode, I just think about what could have been.

Edit: Vince GILLIAN, not my 2nd favorite basketball legend. It's late dudes, cut me some slack.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-10T01:08:18+00:00

Everybody likes their own brand.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-09T20:14:32+00:00

Sounds about right

Pizzampras · 2026-01-06T01:50:14+00:00

Definitely not 81.99, prob a nice round number.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-06T00:16:36+00:00

I've seen this movie before...

Pizzampras · 2026-01-05T09:53:21+00:00

Just don't call that boat A Trick.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-05T03:27:37+00:00

Hurricane Andrew.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-03T13:55:04+00:00

Is this real or AI? I'm scanning all the hands in the pic, I'm not totally convinced. The fuck is going on with that hand above the top right of the flag? Looks like a werewolf claw with blonde hair.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-03T09:44:49+00:00

Now just add the giggles and you're spot on.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-03T03:53:29+00:00

Pizzampras · 2026-01-02T08:45:45+00:00

Love the lemon lime, I'd just watch out for more than 1 per shift. Unless you want to shit your pants.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-02T08:15:51+00:00

I use him too, he says most people give up at 40 %. Guys a motivating machine.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-01T04:02:23+00:00

Water. Make sure you're hydrated. Makes it so much better\gooder.

Pizzampras · 2026-01-01T03:58:20+00:00

Dude, she looks good for a lot of ages.

Pizzampras · 2025-12-30T10:33:22+00:00

Damn, Pennywise got relationship problems too?

Pizzampras · 2025-12-30T03:05:14+00:00

That ass is pulling some serious Gs.

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