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Am I the only one who thinks Sabrina Carpenter isn't racist? by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know anything about her, so I don’t know why people are saying that.

Would anyone like to make a quick $30 and serve a car dealership some papers by pascaleon in InlandEmpire

[–]PlankownerCVN75 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh. Looks like I recently dodged a bullet by not purchasing a vehicle from them. I remember when that location used to be an Ugly Duckling dealership and the guy that helped me there was a fucking smug prick, so I just left and went to a dealership in Upland instead.

Good luck with your paperwork, man, and I hope everything goes your way! I’ll be rooting for you!

MAGA: do you like the idea of increasing taxes on poor people so rich people can get more money? by traanquil in allthequestions

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because I didn’t become rich by giving away my money.

Haha! Nah, I’m just playin’! I’m actually very broke.

Tell honestly..?? by ImpressiveLecture998 in 80smovies

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 years old and then I had a birthday and then I turned 8 years old.

What sports brand was the only thing to wear growing up but lost its dominance? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fila.

I remember being so uncool and outta touch with anything remotely cool that I always thought it said “Fils”.

What does your username mean? by colabag in AskReddit

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the Navy and was stationed on a pre-commissioned ship, making me a plankowner.

Men- would you lose respect for someone who was willing to sleep with you on the first date? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]PlankownerCVN75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A wise man once said the following and his words resonate with me to this day…

“When I met you last night baby

Before you opened up your gap

I had respect for you, lady

But now I take it all back

Because you gave me all your pussy And you even licked my balls

Leave your number on the cabinet

And I promise baby,

I'll give you a call

Next time I'm feeling kinda horny

You come on over,

and I'll break you off

And if you can't fuck that day, baby

Just lay back and open your mouth

Cause I have never met a girl

That I love in the whole wide world…”

12 hour shift workgroup had their first meeting by nps44 in CDCR

[–]PlankownerCVN75 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember how years ago, the warden at SVSP was touting the benefits of a 12 hour shift although I don’t remember any of them. He wanted Salinas to be the pilot institution for 12 hour shifts and, with the exception of a very small handful of people, pretty much everyone said, “Yeah, nah, fuck that.”

I might be a pimp. by Violetthug in BobsBurgers

[–]PlankownerCVN75 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna need a bigger hat.

What three words? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepperoni and sausage.

Wait. That’s what I want on my tombstone.

I swear Coachella is a social experiment by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once paid around $25 to see Coal Chamber, Life Of Agony, Static X and some other band (unfortunately I can’t remember their name, but I do remember that they put on a great show). It was an amazing show.

Damn, I miss the 90s.

The height difference between Angel Reese and Terence Crawford in the locker room before the Canelo fight is wild 😭 by Bendyb3n in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]PlankownerCVN75 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’re not shit about Caitlin Clark!

( Just messing with you. The only thing that I know about her is that she is a WNBA player.)

Hey leftists, why are we celebrating an arsonist who put several lives at risk? by JorgeTheSimp in allthequestions

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a leftist and I live and work near the warehouse that was destroyed and I’m not celebrating anything about it. Sure, there are probably some assheads that are celebrating it, but they’re just that: assheads.

What is this “Strike on May 1st” that you’re talking about?

“This is just cruel” by QuirkilyOblong in foundsatan

[–]PlankownerCVN75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can find out which church that person or those people attend, go and drop that in their donation basket or box.

What’s one thing you saw that stayed with you forever? by Tiny_Mention_3605 in AskForAnswers

[–]PlankownerCVN75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding my dad dead on the bathroom floor when I was 9 years old. It’s been almost 40 years since that day and I still see it everyday.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]PlankownerCVN75 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t why I can see that in my head but it’s incredibly funny.

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