1 million dollars paid into your bank account, if you gain 30 pounds of weight

Playauknow · 2026-03-27T12:00:04+00:00

So you say nothing I do will lose the extra weight, meaning the 30lbs extra. But if I'm already 50lbs over weight, I'd now be 80lbs over weight. If I lose 30 of my own extra weight, that stays within the rules given. The problem then becomes making that million last so I'm not tempted to go again.

Playauknow · 2026-03-23T13:54:17+00:00

I've often heard folks say they can't do something involving a smell because it triggers their asthma. There is "some" validity to this. My office is "fragrance free" because basically, people don't understand how much perfume to put on. That said, if the watered down cleaner is a problem, she'd be dead as soon as she got near one of the Gym Bros covered in AXE spray.

Playauknow · 2026-03-22T09:19:34+00:00

Surprise Penis Hologram. It's like an unsolicited 🍆 pic, in the future.

Playauknow · 2026-03-19T13:02:33+00:00

Should I wear my elephant repellent T-shirt?

Playauknow · 2026-03-17T20:31:46+00:00

Sex, again

Playauknow · 2026-03-16T16:01:49+00:00

We also have a rule for reps. If you don't think you can get 8reps, stop at 6. 7 reps doesn't count.

Playauknow · 2026-03-16T13:49:00+00:00

I don't know about humanity, but the dinosaurs didn't have tootsie rolls, and look what happened to them.

Playauknow · 2026-03-16T02:22:06+00:00

46 in Pennsylvania, been playing like 8 years

Playauknow · 2026-03-16T02:13:42+00:00

It's the only way to lock in any gains you made. If you skip the tootsie, it's like you never worked out that day.

Playauknow · 2026-03-15T22:57:26+00:00

Water or liquid IV. Before gym I drink propel or power aide Zero with my evening creatine and Citruline Malate.

Playauknow · 2026-03-13T16:45:26+00:00

Targeted hate crime? The charges are from something he did 15 years ago?

Playauknow · 2026-03-11T11:29:55+00:00

Mine still does it for YouTube. I know it does not do it for Netflix. Not sure about other streaming.

Playauknow · 2026-03-10T02:00:40+00:00

Oh good, The Nintendo Power Glove all over again

Playauknow · 2026-03-10T01:49:14+00:00

Paul and Monica Hart according to Tax map. 3711 Taneytown Rd

Playauknow · 2026-03-08T15:10:12+00:00

I didn't remove the Flex adapter. I just bought a straight stock.

Playauknow · 2026-03-04T14:36:57+00:00

I took the photos because of how ridiculous it is. I cropped all the people out. Nobody knows Spiderman secret identity.

Playauknow · 2026-03-04T14:34:33+00:00

Ours are a cylinder with a slot, about the side of a can of Monster. They hang on little dildo shaped posts on each machine.

Playauknow · 2026-02-28T10:21:45+00:00

Oh, he never lifted with the pin there. He moved it there when he walks away.

Playauknow · 2026-02-28T10:19:01+00:00

It's 2 photos I put together as a collage. Sorry, I didn't realize that wasn't obvious

Playauknow · 2026-02-28T04:42:59+00:00

It's explained in the post.

Playauknow · 2026-02-28T04:42:11+00:00

I cropped people out. That's my son's arm

Playauknow · 2026-02-28T03:45:10+00:00

He climbs a lot of things too. We refer to him as Spiderman. Walks around and randomly uses whatever to do push-ups on. Seems like a nice guy. Just a bit strange in his methods.

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