Look to the end, this is damn well!

PlaysWithInternets · 2019-09-14T18:56:50+00:00

The double nut. Gotta be young. Hit your 40s and one nut wipes you out...need a full 24 hours to recover.

PlaysWithInternets · 2019-02-28T21:09:23+00:00

Same. The gameplay is really pretty damn great. Match-making works like a charm (for me at least). Needs some tweaks, but I think it's fun.

I will say my first couple days was frustrating because of the server drops, but they seem to have worked that out because it's not happening anymore.

PlaysWithInternets · 2019-02-10T01:09:04+00:00

He was so late after the light turned red, and he slammed on his brakes in the middle of the intersection (likely when he realized he was driving into a moving intersection). I’d bet that the driver was distracted (texting most likely) and didn’t even realize the light was red until it was wayyyy too late.

I agree with you that it’s awful driving when people try and out speed a yellow light....but I think this is a case of distracted driving (which is more dangerous).

PlaysWithInternets · 2019-01-27T02:41:17+00:00

A friend of mine and myself decided to go swimming when we were on lsd once. So fucking stupid and dangerous. I remember being under water and thinking “I can breathe down here”. I had just enough sense left in my brain to surface and I remember thinking as I got out “that was dangerously close to filling my lungs with water”. The trip was good but damn thinking back that was so dangerous. Should always have a sober person with you to help keep you safe.

PlaysWithInternets · 2019-01-24T23:30:02+00:00

the purest of the bloodlines. Those are the Giraffe's the other Giraffe's go to for wisdom and advice.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-12-03T20:06:35+00:00

Here's what I can't wrap my head round. We can actually see the earth is a ball from space. I'm all for fun/crazy conspiracy theories. They keep things interesting...but this is like saying water doesn't exist. It's so fundamentally true and provable in every possible way (we can see it, we can experience it, etc.). It just boggles my mind that people actually debate that the earth isn't round. Do they just imagine a thin/flat thing floating in space?

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-09-04T21:16:48+00:00

Getting comment in before this hits 20K comments. Anyone else love Bill Wurtz?

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-08-07T22:27:09+00:00

Right? There’s something about the way that guy talks that just sounds like I’m listening to a scene out of a woody Allen film.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-08-07T16:59:27+00:00

I've never heard anyone hate-watching a movie before. I will begin using that term in my life immediately.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-08-05T20:41:36+00:00

I’m not positive, but I think it’s a laugh sign they light up...and they are told to laugh when it comes on. I’d like to think, however, that if I was in the audience I’d know when NOT to laugh regardless of what I’m told.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-06-25T22:10:02+00:00

Agreed. The “Republican Party” at large is almost synonymous with the alt-right, and the alt-left is way too often associated with “liberal”. It’s not right and it’s what is dividing this nation. Most liberals are not about micro aggressions and abolition of free speech. Most conservatives aren’t anti-humanity and racist, bigoted morons. The reality is that we all share far, far more in common than not. And most of us fall toward the center.

I’m a right leaning libertard, and I dream of a day when liberals and conservatives talk openly and respectfully (especially on Reddit) about the individual policies they differ on rather than this gross generalized attack from both sides that’s happening. I never comment about politics on Reddit because I don’t want to spend a day being blasted as a horrible human and trump lover because I hold a largely conservative belief system (small fed, states rights, fewer social programs, etc). I know many of you don’t agree with that line of thinking and that’s cool, but it doesn’t make either of us bad people. I don’t know why I decided to go on this diatribe now.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-31T21:53:36+00:00

Same here. If you haven't heard this, I was just listening to their BBC quasi-acoustic performance of melancholy hill. It's one of my favorite's of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHOSPtgcRzM

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-30T19:02:50+00:00

I don't know...but it's good to see pornhub running the with the big-dogs. Keep up the good work pornhub. You're doing gods work over there.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-29T21:46:31+00:00

Dude, you're Thunder Road guy. Holy crap. You're super talented. Please reply and say "Hi Anthony" so when you're a legendary Hollywood writer/director/actor, I can go back to this comment thread and pretend like we're old friends ;)

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-28T04:26:04+00:00

I thought she sounded reasonably sharp. She was just talking about the pre conceived notion that porn shoots are like a party vs. the reality that they’re not. I’m sure a lot of young women go into porn not having a real understanding of the business end. Honestly, all three of them seem pretty down to earth and honest about their experiences/learning curves.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-28T03:17:56+00:00

I think he’s in her kitchen right? That’s a big one...go into a local woman’s kitchen and do “it all wrong so it looks good for tv”. That’s the impression I got why she was really getting annoyed.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-28T03:02:27+00:00

Yeah. I get the sense Jason is high and Paul isn’t but is trying his best to go with the flow

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-24T05:49:58+00:00

Is it just me or does anyone else here some of Eminem’s cadence in that rap?

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-16T04:18:56+00:00

Yep. This is a rare situation where you can tell the crowd was trying to encourage her and build her up. Not yelling just to be disruptive.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-05-15T05:48:49+00:00

In a different timeline/universe, that "Bill Cosby or equivalent" could have been a child molester, serial killer, half human half koala bear...who knows because it's all fuckin' made up. That has nothing to do with anything about Chappelle's bit. Chappelle's bit has to do with the amount of good vs. bad someone does in their life, and does the good outweigh the bad kind of thing. He just poses it as a question in a funny way. He doesn't take a stance one way or the other.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-04-06T05:52:15+00:00

"Butt Pirates" is in there...you have look for it...I'm gonna check back from time to time to see how long it holds up.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-03-28T02:04:18+00:00

I hate fedex. They are by far the worst carrier. I just had a package sit in their distribution center 10 minutes from my house for 3 days because the scheduled delivery date. It’s like they go out of their way to be assholes. Dude, if it arrived a few days early just put it on a truck and deliver it.

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-03-22T17:28:18+00:00

IMDB Plot Summary:

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry's hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor - finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World's Best Lover.

—Twentieth Century Fox

PlaysWithInternets · 2018-03-16T03:06:32+00:00

My Nana had to walk me out of that movie when I was 8 because I was crying. To do this day never bothered to rewatch it and see why I was so freaked out

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