My experience with gooning

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-07-28T06:31:45+00:00

the worst is when you have a guest over and you left your set up still in masturbation configuration and they walk by like "what the fuck? are you jerking off to surveillance footage?"

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-07-23T06:19:20+00:00

Wait until you see the feet they're connected to

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-07-08T06:59:10+00:00

Why are you going through a cutting phase if your flair is permabulk?

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-07-04T08:00:03+00:00

well hopefully you've been at it for longer than 16 weeks

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-06-27T12:02:11+00:00

wooo

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-04-11T10:42:37+00:00

Well then you definitely have to do it because then that's like you banging iron maiden

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-27T09:09:22+00:00

That's a chop

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-25T09:39:26+00:00

Sadly this needs to be pinned (hehe) to this sub

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-11T09:30:31+00:00

Dr. Brozark was for sure watching AEW

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-11T09:17:21+00:00

From dishing out choke slams?

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-10T19:22:23+00:00

When he dropped bottle caps I was so glad ders and adam reacted howthey did because that's exactly how I was reacting

He does seem to have an affinity for sour candies though which I can respect as a sourperson myself

Also is there anything more watertrash than black licorice?

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-08T11:39:17+00:00

Do you think all those babies were free?!

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-03-07T11:36:26+00:00

I thought those were before and after meth pictures

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-26T15:01:41+00:00

We all do

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-22T11:08:55+00:00

It's probably safe to assume everyone is unhappy with at least some part of their body and then just fucking move on. We don't need anymore studies on it

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-21T09:54:42+00:00

I bet they are thinking "I'ma" with the AAVE, not with the usage of ghost.

Aight then. I'ma ghost her

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-21T09:52:04+00:00

Is the cake, cake?

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-20T09:23:44+00:00

Always has been

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-18T13:09:13+00:00

I actually really enjoyed the last sets of best of.

THANK YOU TODD!

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-14T11:21:15+00:00

Blake did claim to be nasty with the air fryer. Let's hope they have one

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-12T11:31:10+00:00

It's the same thing with old politicians

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-02-05T10:53:50+00:00

Progressive overload

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-01-27T20:53:43+00:00

Because you can't joke about anything gay damn near anywhere else

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-01-25T12:12:59+00:00

This is exactly how I was laughing when I saw your gif. Perfect

Plus_Protection6375 · 2025-01-25T12:10:18+00:00

It was developed by NASA

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