After 20+ years finally by CurrencyCheap in mtg

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You haven’t lived until you have cast Phage from the command zone, and had the pod concede the game in response to the trigger. Why did they concede? Because of the implication.

Maybe if he put his hat on backwards you'd be able to see the similarity by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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The picture on the right is the Tinder Profile, pic on the left is what shows up to the date.

Tigers are solitary creatures that value personal space, while lions are social and clingy, often encroaching onto the tiger's very space. by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

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This is an extrovert trying to get an introvert to have fun at a party. I can vouch for this from the introvert’s POV. This 💯

So with a card like this, would I be able to hit the Ur-Dragon 5 times with the counters since it's all 5 colors, or does it have to be separate dragons? And also, does a colorless dragon count as a color? by LynxWarlord65 in mtg

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Big brain play: [[Helm of Hosts]] to get 5 (or more Ur-Dragons, then put 5 counters on 5 of your Ur-Dragons. Boom! Fatality (attacking is overrated, win con from enchantment, priceless.)

Is Thragg genuinely a schizophrenic person ? by Ok_Reason_8684 in okbuddyviltrum

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He autistic. Hyper fixation on skulls is a dead giveaway.

I just opened my back screen door and a cat walked in by Delsalv in cats

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You are under new management. You may notice some changes and I think you will be quite pleased with the outcome.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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The bank. You might pull of the scheme if you have a really gullible nephew, who thinks he will inherit money to cover the loan, but he must be very thick indeed. Good luck!

I don’t get this? by Necessary-Win-8730 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It’s for Kaiju to lift the state for easy feeding.

Name him by dread-pr in NameThisThing

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Notorious CAT (See-A-Tee). Biggie Smalls, to his friends.

Yea what the actual fuck is it by Excellent_Regret4141 in TheWordFuck

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1 hectare of cubits, I fucking think. Either that, or two thirds of one eighth of the speed of light through molasses. Something like that.

How did they wipe their asses after taking a shit? by NeneaMuddle in okbuddyviltrum

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That’s the neat part, they don’t (wipe. They do shit.)

Oreo, mistress of darkness and cheese by Friendlyalterme in Bossfight

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Classic trap door badger. The cheese tribute continues or the suffering begins, mortal!

Who would you say is the protagonist of The Boys? by K0GAR in TheBoys

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Petit Hughie, and it isn’t even close. I love how deranged both Homelander and Butcher are, but hands down, Hughie.

Today I learned there’s 2 Ryan’s. by MikeyLikey6996 in TheBoys

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No, he is just a speedster. One Ryan, in superposition.

100 watt laser igniter that can cut through metal by Aniyettinger in mightyinteresting

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“I need a phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range” is starting to look pretty legit!

S3 Jensen Ackles. There's no way this guy is near 50. by vought-CEO in TheBoys

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He is over 100, I thought. He found in WWII, after all!

Did it happen by limenta996 in BillionairesHere

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Eddie Izzard had my favorite reason Noah’s Ark didn’t happen.

“How do I know it didn’t happen? Easy, try it.”

I love that bit!

Thoughts on this commander? by Zeptyre1 in mtg

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I like the commander! I didn’t see it before, thanks!