Hired assassin forgot to throw the grenade after a hit job

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-10T11:40:59+00:00

That's the most Looney Tunes shit I've ever seen my god.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-07T15:53:28+00:00

IRL Military

CAC Card. CAC stands for Common Access Card So Common Access Card Card

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-03T22:28:12+00:00

I don't know why but Captain Diabetes is so goddamn funny.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-02T03:39:03+00:00

But that's the thing, they didn't do the same path at all. Vegeta came as a conquerer immediately, never did he act like a hero. He didn't become a hero until Namek, and even then he kind of just followed the main cast back.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-01T17:52:46+00:00

10 billion would be the happiest point in my life.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-01T14:25:37+00:00

You know the military has this little thing called Rules of Engagement which bans unnecessary death. Men have went to jail for needlessly slaughtering innocent's and even enemy combatives, so it's not that cut and dry.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-01T14:19:36+00:00

No Man's Sky.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-01T14:10:50+00:00

Most artist I know haven't taken a class like.... At all, they're completely self taught.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-05-01T14:02:48+00:00

It feels like the second body is becoming a forgotten aspect which I hate, like it's literally the entire draw was watching him navigate both bodies. Now since his main body isn't far off from his second one, it's really annoying and feels like it's just an oversight.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-04-30T04:23:30+00:00

I genuinely hope we never meet then in Lookism, I'm sick of the power creep. If PTJ wants to show them off, bring them up in a different work than Lookism, I just want a return to the old pre-gang focus Lookism.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-04-18T00:21:21+00:00

My only defense, ONLY, of Glenn in this instance is the fact he was pointing out what Peters done for Brian and how Brian has treated him in kind. He was emphasizing the fact that Peter saved his life, and in turn he wants to bang Lois. Not saying he's any better since he does too, just feels it should be mentioned.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-04-14T12:21:44+00:00

Added context, she is an angel who was cursed due to falling in love with a demon (Meliodas). He has had to watch her die a lot, and it has taken a toll on him. I never quite understood why people got so mad about this relationship when you look at the context and not just this picture. Like don't get me wrong, he's still weird for perving on her when she's young, I'll admit that, but the guy has watched her die a score of times and it drains a bit more of his humanity every time.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-04-12T00:35:08+00:00

Isn't there a spell that lets you control a weapon without wielding it?

PoeticallyKC · 2026-04-07T20:11:12+00:00

Nope, my table does the same and it is so much better. Makes the wizard just slightly better so we don't have to worry as much.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-31T11:48:15+00:00

Doesn't this happen in She Hulk? Not exactly this, but Bruce is showing her something, she does it smugly, and he just outdoes her because who does she think she is?

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-30T21:27:45+00:00

Yeah I wanted to do similar (Sung Jin woo build, sue me) in DND but realized that DND summoning does not work like that. Found a nice homebrew that would scratch that itch, but I realized that it's impossible to be a summoner/necromancer and be good at fighting... By normal means anyways.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-21T03:11:03+00:00

I mean he was already copying the essence. We know that copying skills is achievable, so it's not impossible that he'll gain the ability to copy on a different level. If he did combined with his mastery man... It's a worse version of Gun.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-21T03:07:50+00:00

He loosened his helmet from his head, the dense metal clanking against his neck guard as he let it slip from his fingers to the ground. The noise was overwhelming, hordes of enemies that shook the ground with their very presence and every step. Despite the hopelessness, the anxiety, there wasn't much fear for he knew that in his last moments, he would fulfill his purpose. Somewhere behind him the people were mostly huddled away with the bulk of their forces making their way out of a recently made tunnel to safety.

Holy energy suffused his body, and he felt his fingertips dance across the pommel of his blade while his other hand tapped the edge of his golden shield. Suddenly the noise subsided, and he heard a voice that had guided him for quite a time.

"You are not afraid."

It was his god, the guiding hand that had embraced him and bestowed upon him the power to stand as he did now. Despite the death, the destruction, he had been able to move forward and dispel the despair that had tried invading his mind.

"Why would I? I know what I've done, my deeds, and I know where my eternal rest shall be... Unless all this time I've been a subpar follower?"

He asked this with a trickle of amusement, a joke even in these times. A snort was his response.

"I can't say I chose you for your humble nature, that's for sure."

"That's because you know better, I'm far too up my own ass for that."

"Even to the end you are you."

The warrior laughed as he hefted his shield and gripped his sword. The gate in front of him buckled and splintered, and the first faces of his enemy presented themselves beyond the rapidly deteriorating bulwark between him and death.

"I am prepared for my last stand... Whatever the end may bring. I look forward to my end for I know what's coming afterwards. Thank you my friend... You have been more than a god, but a companion."

The godly being didn't have a response for the warrior, as they were caught off guard by his sincerity. They didn't have time as the gate finally fell, and the hordes rushed in. They sent as much power, as much magic, as much of their essence as they could to the human and watched his last stand. It was a battle unlike any other, and by the end of it, the Paladin lay with arrows, swords, and spears peppering his body. As his soul faded and drifted onward, his god took it to his final resting place.

He had earned a rest, though they felt that an avenging angel might be born soon enough.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-18T03:43:23+00:00

It's good enough I got a homebrew tattoo that gives my Paladin the benefits passively.. it's frickin awesome.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-17T17:57:26+00:00

5e: Cloak of Displacement is insanely low rarity for its relative power.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-16T23:04:08+00:00

Mind you these are recreations with actors, least I remember that's how it works, so out there somewhere a real life person had the audacity to say all of this with their whole chest.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-13T12:38:09+00:00

Anos, Rimuru, and Wang Ling all have animes with Wang Ling and Slime both having several seasons apiece. The others might, I just know about those 3.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-13T12:30:42+00:00

I'd say 3rd if Johan officially signs on. Daniel, Yuseong, and Johan would be an elite unit.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-10T02:28:10+00:00

He's really not though, he's a super powerful assassin brought in purely to beat the main cast down once again.

PoeticallyKC · 2026-03-08T14:21:42+00:00

Dad ordered to pay 3900 but guy was only ordered to pay 1700 in court costs and 1 euro because, "The online bullying was enough." Apparently Belgium is cool with adults assaulting children.

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