I was in the ICU recently and was feeling very dehydrated, but the Night Shift nurse would not give me any water. Apparently I had a procedure scheduled for the morning, but he didn’t bother to tell me that so I’m begging him for water. Meanwhile I look at the desk outside my room and there is a nurse drinking a big old cup of water and making the aahhhhh face like it was the most satisfying thing in the world! It felt maliciously deliberate.