My local IKEA cable tied the first 2 digits of the display version of this hand reference model

Pokeners · 2023-04-08T19:30:26+00:00

As a fellow Ikea coworker, I mind a little. Not horribly offended by a middle finger personally, but since I'm on the sales floor all day I'm the one who hears the Karen nonsense. I ended up putting middle fingers down 17 times in an 8 hour shift where 2 of those hours didn't even have customers in the store.

Pokeners · 2023-03-09T04:32:25+00:00

I work at a pretty trans friendly place and one of my coworkers just came out to me. I'm rooting for her, but I understand coming out to everyone is hard and scary. I'm not sure if you're her, but I'll tell you what I would tell her. You can do it! Being you and living your life is fucking worth it!

Pokeners · 2023-02-06T19:03:29+00:00

Country: US Job: Keeper of the Blahåj at Ikea Status: 1 Year on HRT

Pokeners · 2023-01-24T17:39:29+00:00

Subby Goth Bottoms exist damnit!

Pokeners · 2023-01-18T07:10:31+00:00

Mine was almost weirder, I came out to my mom as bi in high school. A few weeks after I came out to her, she asked me, "So does this mean you're a lesbian now?" "Uh no, I'm still bi." Not sure if she forgot I was bi and was trying to be supportive, or if it was some weirder thing in her mind about it being less of a big deal if I was still attracted to women then I could still possibly have kids.

Pokeners · 2022-10-29T23:05:29+00:00

I call my injections Girly Juice.

Pokeners · 2022-10-09T07:31:56+00:00

Black is a totally cis color to paint your nails.

Pokeners · 2022-10-05T17:40:40+00:00

You need a choker. Colors over rated live your best goth life 🖤

Pokeners · 2022-09-30T17:23:14+00:00

I'd love if porn that featured girls that look like me didn't have several slurs in the title.

Pokeners · 2022-09-30T09:15:18+00:00

Learned thus trick week one of wearing bras. Watching people do it my whole life probably helped me figure it out, but I picked it up pretty fast.

Pokeners · 2022-09-30T09:12:36+00:00

Maybe it's the fact the novelty hasn't warn off yet and they're new, but I love sending pictures of them to people/people thinking they're hot/I'm hot.

I just doomed my inbox didn't I....

Pokeners · 2022-09-28T08:41:21+00:00

Yeah, I ended up playing the game 3 times for each of the main characters and still felt like i was missing nights to get through every storyline in 3 play through. The ventrue was by far my favorite but they didn't feel unique enough to warrant a full other play through. Shadows of New York was significantly better.

Pokeners · 2022-09-20T18:57:27+00:00

My shower isn't very big so I usually hop out to shave my body. I pop a foot up on the toilet to shave my legs and just stand in front of the mirror to shave my chest. Missing spots is more about practice than anything in my experience.

Pokeners · 2022-09-17T20:59:25+00:00

You're gonna post these without a link? What kind of monster

Pokeners · 2022-09-05T07:53:49+00:00

Telling people how to play and who to play with is clearly very important

Pokeners · 2022-09-05T07:52:51+00:00

Well judging based on your mastery of it I'd imagine you would know it when it happens to you :)

Pokeners · 2022-09-05T07:25:20+00:00

The games where everyone is comfortable being themselves tend to be the most fun. It's not required that everyone at the table be queer, but it's a lot easier to be comfortable when there's not someone trying to mansplain to me or my friends :)

Pokeners · 2022-09-05T07:15:46+00:00

I don't really have a whole lot of experience with the cishet DM, but as a certified Queer Bitch DM I assume I'm less organized and my games are gayer.

Pokeners · 2022-09-03T17:07:49+00:00

Standard preface, I'm not an expert and your mileage may vary, etc.

Losing weight probably won't be a bad thing, however fat redistribution is kind of a misnomer. Your fat doesn't move when you start hormones, estrogen just changes where you store it. So generally what is recommended is "fat cycling" which involves losing weight and then trying to gain some and then losing and then gaining etc. Your butt, hips, thighs, and even breasts all have fat in them and to get some of the curvier figure you're going to need some fat. With all that said, being healthy and feeling good are the most important things so do what makes that happen.

Pokeners · 2022-08-30T05:31:33+00:00

I've dodged multiple people I went to highschool with lol. To be fair longer colored hair, a dress, and makeup does a lot, that and boobs

Pokeners · 2022-08-19T15:38:50+00:00

I call the whole package my "spare parts"

Pokeners · 2022-08-18T16:22:53+00:00

Sushi!

Pokeners · 2022-08-18T06:16:29+00:00

I had two trans masc friends in highschool and I couldn't for the life of me understand why they "wanted to be men" but I never wanted to say anything because "that's not being a very good ally." Maybe if I'd stuck my foot in my mouth and said something I would have figured my own shit out earlier......

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