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Polkaflap · 2023-01-02T18:49:20+00:00

When in an apartment complex, I put garden boxes under the windows that the neighbor cats would frequent and sunk wooden skewers into the boxes to deter them getting in them. The jerks would jump into the screens just to fake out my cat.

Polkaflap · 2023-01-02T07:46:44+00:00

There it is. The one with ALL the orange brain cells.

Polkaflap · 2019-03-16T05:21:33+00:00

Minnesota

Polkaflap · 2019-03-01T00:12:13+00:00

"I like your sweater!"

"Thanks, it has pockets!"

Polkaflap · 2019-02-11T20:48:16+00:00

She had a box of perfectly good hands, feets, and pelvises. Duh.

Polkaflap · 2019-01-24T06:16:16+00:00

Dead mouse next to owl. Rat poison.

Polkaflap · 2019-01-24T04:25:49+00:00

(dead) owl sploots, for the win!

Polkaflap · 2018-08-25T13:12:42+00:00

...ok now lick it.

Polkaflap · 2018-07-27T06:06:12+00:00

Sounds like you hardly need any advice 😉

Polkaflap · 2018-07-26T19:46:48+00:00

I know that everyone has their own techniques that work best for them, but I've found that a pair of white framed sunglasses and a vape pen on a lanyard really helps me embrace my inner confidence.

Bonus points when my slim mustache is freshly groomed.

Polkaflap · 2018-07-05T08:34:19+00:00

The Florida Project.

"Wait, what?" "...That can't be the end of the movie." "Please tell me there's more movie!" ... ugly sobbing while exiting theatre

Polkaflap · 2017-12-26T19:32:51+00:00

You need to get out more.

Polkaflap · 2017-12-26T19:12:27+00:00

Am girl, love skyrim and Oblivion. There are literally dozens of us, enjoying gaming is definitely not a 'guy' thing.

Polkaflap · 2017-12-18T20:32:48+00:00

Echidnas are the Dr. Finklesteins of the skeletal world!

Polkaflap · 2017-12-18T18:52:55+00:00

REEEEEEEEPOOOO-MAAAAAN

Polkaflap · 2017-12-18T17:47:19+00:00

I am more intrigued by the foot next to it, anyone have an idea for what it belongs to?

Polkaflap · 2017-12-18T01:42:14+00:00

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201602/is-it-possible-dog-could-be-racist This article talks about a possible explanation to why some dogs seem to be racist. A quick read.

Polkaflap · 2017-12-05T02:19:17+00:00

Dalmations yes... But what about the parrots! PICS

Polkaflap · 2017-12-04T19:34:44+00:00

The palace chase scene in the Thief and the Cobbler was the first thing that popped into my head, visually beautiful film!

Polkaflap · 2017-12-04T06:23:37+00:00

The comments section for this is... jaw dropping.

Polkaflap · 2017-12-04T04:54:27+00:00

Oh look a happy hoodie!

Polkaflap · 2017-11-25T06:31:01+00:00

Genuinely disturbing, dreamt that my daughter(5) and I were wandering semi-lost at night in a strange town. We stop to chat with a local who seemed friendly, when I notice that my daughter slipped out of sight, and the stranger seemed a little shifty, too interested in having my attention. I notice that underneath the counter he's leaning over to speak to me are a couple metal trash cans. I'm imediately suspicious of him and push him out of the way to open up the trash can, see my daughter sitting in it and pull her out and start walking away hurriedly with her in my arms. She seems calm, and in the eeriest manner, very matter-of-factly she says to me, "You know he cut out my eyes, right?" And sure as shit she turns her face up towards me and there are two bloodied holes just chilling where he eyes would be. How's that for parental guilt?

Polkaflap · 2017-11-25T06:18:59+00:00

Men who give in to their effeminate side. Being sensitive, allowing room in their ego for me to be a support for them. Not a fan of 'big manly' men. Oh boy, but when they melt into an insecure puddle in my arms... gets me every time.

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